- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When do doctors make house calls? When you're sick.

When you say that Chuck Norris has counted to infinity twice. I say that you cant count to infinity because it isnt a quantifyable number

What has eyes but can't see? A blind person.

I FEEL LIKE I'M RIDING ON A CLOUD actually it's physically impossible to ride on clouds because they are sparsely situated ice particles.

I went out back to bury my hoe.. with a hoe..

Artichoke is a vegetable state induced by swallowing paint

How would you rule?

Whats funnier than a pile of dead babies nothing child abuse is not a funny matter.

Hey how was your audition?" "yeah really good, I got in...

Roses are black. Violets are black. Black people are black, And you're a douche.

Whats Jewish and Funny? A Jewish Comedian.

whate white and cant climb trees? powdered sugar

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? The incident happened to substantiate stereotypes and condone racism.

A horse walks into a bar and the bar asks "Why the long face?". The horse replies " I am deeply troubled by the anthropomorphic aspects of my existence and the extent to which I am now protected by law."

a blonde does something stupid. she dies. its funny.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a blind-deaf-mute.

What did farmer brown say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

The cream, it is coming

Nigel Farrage and the concept of UKIP.

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one, but he may forget to finish the task due to his Alzheimer's.

Ernie: "Hey Jim, how many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop?" Jim then breaks down and cries deeply at Ernie's question as the fact that he was born without a tongue continues to slowly tear him apart.

A Hispanic was walking down the street, he turned left and was at his house.

Roses are blue Violets are red I got this backwards Carpets are nice

What is small, yellowy-white and emits a kind of cheesy smell? A lump of cheese

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