- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If X = 3 and Y = 7, what is X + Y = ? It doesn't matter. You forgot to put your name on the test which means you got an automatic fail.

what did one tree say to the other spruce up actually nothing because trees can't talk

Little Johnny walked into class one day. The teacher announced their would be a pop-quiz on the declaration of independence. Johnny passed. (ic3)

How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

Why did the dinosaur rent a DVD in Redbox about a sex? Because he didn't own a Blu-Ray player.

Q: What's the best part of having sex with twenty-seven year olds? A: By age twenty-seven the average person has reached sexual maturity, and has also developed mentaly enough to understand, and subsequently process the intimate nature of an adult relationship.

Woman:I give my Heart to You! Man:Thank You!!! The Woman then dies because one can't live without a heart

How do you confuse a blond? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

What's worse than dropping a dollar down the drain? Getting a needle shoved up your penis and it scrapes the insides of your balls open so that all of the sperm pours out of your balls and you are screaming in agony and you can never have children in the future.

What do you call 4 black guys in a red sleeping bag? Kit Kat. What do you call a fat black guy in a red sleeping bag? Kit Kat Chunky.

David entered a radio contest to see who had the best pun; his pun was insufficient and he did not win.

What do you call a black man on the moon? Another successful moon landing by NASA in which the African-American astronaut went on a successful moon walk.

A young boy walked into a hardware store and asked for a long weight. Luckily, the shop owner was kindly and brought the child up to speed on the process of hazing.

Whats funnier than a massacre? Everything.

What's the difference between black and white people? One is black.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because no cars were coming.

What's the difference between Santa and a Jew? Santa goes DOWN the chimney.

Why cant Helen Keller driver? She's a woman

how many shit jokes do you need to make before you realize that random does not equal funny? An egg.

LeBron James hits a game winning three with time running out in the Finals.

How do you get a baby to start crying? Drop a brick on it. How do you get it to stop crying? Drop two bricks on it.

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

Why did the guy lose the race? Because he had explosive diarrhea

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