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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How much wood could a Woodchuck chuck if a Woodchuck could chuck wood? The etymology of the name woodchuck is unrelated to wood or chucking

A clown walks into a bar and orders a pie. After about 2 minutes, the bartender gives him a pie. Later, a blonde walks into a bar and orders a cake. After about 1 minute, the bartender gives her a cake. Then a dog walks into a bar. It doesn't order anything because it's a dog.

What do you say to a rock? Meow

What did the policeman say to the man robbing the bar? Stealing is wrong. Then the police read the man his Miranda laws.

why did the chicken cross the road? it accidentally got out of it's pen. the farmer got very mad at the chicken for getting out, and very vicous-like, yelled at the chicken, causing it to get scared, and run to the other side. and that, is why the chicken crossed the road.

so a piece of grass is walking down the street..... wait a minute thats not right.

why were maddie and maddy and rachel and jill all friends? we all enjoy pizza

You wanna hear a joke? Your dick.

What did the Polish man say to his doctor? "Witam, doktorze. By?em kaszel z ostatnich kilku tygodni i jest wysypka na moim lewym ramieniu. Czy jest co? co mo?na zrobi?, aby mi pomóc?" I don't know what it means, either.

Q: Why was the man eating his foot? A: Because he was a part of the circus.

Why are stand up comedians called stand up comedians? Because they are standing up while telling jokes, dumby.

what did the white guy say to the black guy? nothing because hes racist and hates blacks people

Why did it rain happiness? The people who wrote the jokes above and below this one exploded.

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

Jack and Jill went up the hill....Just kidding, it was only Jill. Jack had no legs

Knock knock. Who's there? It's the government, your home is being repossessed.

Why was Luke named Luke Skywalker? Because he walks to skies.

Why was the truck driver speeding down the road? To get to his mother's funeral. Why didn't the baby cross the road? Because it didn't have any guts.

Why was Barack Obama wearing a Justin Bieber T-Shirt and slapping you with a pitchfork? Because you didn't listen to me when I told you to stop doing shrooms

a blind man drinking from a dog, thinking it was a fountain

An atheist and a priest agree to a public debate. The priest doesn't make much of an attempt to argue because there is a young boy in his podium giving him a handjob.

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