- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What was Helen Keller's favourite colour? None, due her disability she was unable to see colours...

Q: What do you call a drunk man driving a Corvette with no arms, no legs and a missing eye? A: A severely impaired driver

What happened when the dog was was let out to chase the rabbit? It caught the rabbit and killed it.

What did the apple say to the carrot? Nothing, apples don't talk

Why didn't Little Timmy's parrot talk? It's neck had snapped.

Where did the cow go? To the slaughter house!!!

A man invented a time machine that didn't work. Because he wasn't a scientist, he was an ice cream man.

Knock knock. Who's there? A bad joke.

Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

Why can't Anne Frank write a sequel? Because she's dead.

why did the jew cross the road? He didnt. He got stuck in the wire fence.

What do you do when your girlfriend is bleeding? She is probably on her period.

Adeeeellllleeeee where are my shorts

why does david stutter during meetings. because he smiles till his cheeks hurt

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Two. One to change the bulb, one to suck my dick!

I've been hearing a lot of Jew jokes lately, Anne Frankly I'm sick off it.

why did the boy scream? because he got shot.

Did you here about the guy who kidnapped Liam Neeson's daughter? Well, he died

In this country, you gotta get the money first. Then when you get the money, you get the power. Then when you get the power, you get shot the F*** up at the end of Scarface.

Q: What did the two muffins say in the oven? A: OMG we are in an oven, "OMG a talking muffin"

Why did the chicken cross the road? Simply because he stopped and looked both ways.

what's the only thing funnier than a dead baby nailed to a tree? The look on the mom's face.

A man walks into a Bar, and he gets kicked out because its an animal only bar no people allowed

mikey is cute

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