If i had a dollar for every time Lindsay Lohan Crashed a vehicle......i would be rich

That's illegal What? Your mom

Whats worse then the Holocaust? Chlamydia.

i wonder who made this website? a human

"Roll back into the kitchen and imagine me a sandwich!" yelled the abusive husband to his paraplegic wife.

Alpine Ibexes climb nearly 90 degree angles to lick salt deposits off mountain sides. They crave that mineral.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? He was mauled by a bear!

What's 1+1? 69.

A baby seal walks into a club. The man holding the club skins him and makes a lot of money.

What do you call a full refrigerator? A freezer

Who is yellow and cant drive straight. A man dying of lukemia

Hillo, its Spodermen, teiling u i fuked ur bich.

Q:Whats a similarity between your mom and your dad? A:They both hate you -Ryan V

I have a friend named Dave, he lost his ID and now we call mim Dav

Knock Knock Who's there? Your a slut

If you are riding uphill in a canoe and the wheels fall off, how many pancakes does it take to fit in the dog house? None. Ice cream has no bones.

whats better than 7 babies in one trash can 1 baby in 7 trash cans

some weirdo nerd was just convicted of a hit and run Just kidding. All he did was suffocate your dad with a whoopee cusion.

What makes the turtle move? It's legs.

The Yak, a long-coated bovine found in the Himalayas, is named for its distinct call, which sounds similar to "yak-yak-yakyak".

What's red and green and goes 500 mph? A frog in a blender.

Hello. my name is Rhys. and i'm the only person who liked this post.

Darnell has a 2 ounce gold chain around his neck. Gold is worth $1,639 per ounce. Where did Darnell steal the gold chain from?

How many elbows does a Jew have? 2

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