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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What would George Washington say if he were alive today? WHAT THE **** IS WRONG WITH THIS COUNTRY!

Did you fall from heaven? Cause your face is pretty messed up!

What do you call a nun in a wheelchair? Virgin Mobile

Why did Teresa fall off the swing? She had no arms. Who is knocking at the door? Not Teresa.

Why did the black man get some Kool-Aid? Because he was thirsty, and thought Kool-Aid would be able to quench his thirst.

"Smithers, I'm home!" "What, already?" "Yes."

A man and a midget walk into a bar each carrying a suitcase. They were stopping by after work.

What did the man do when he went in the bathroom he took a crap wiped his butt and washed his hands and went back to meet his family at the dinner table

How did Bush really get into the White House? The front door.

What do you call a black man helping an old woman cross the road? A concerned citizen.

Q.Whats the difference between a black guy and a bench? A.One is a human and the other is an inanimate object used to give people a rest.

Why was the black guy hanging from the tree? Because he committed suicide because his wife of 20 years left him, is only child hates him and due to the bad economy is job at wall street was terminated.

How did the boy escape the burning building? He didn't. He burned and when to hell like everyone else.

What did the mexican fireman call his twin sons? nothing. they were stillborn

How do you make a baby cry ? Throw a brick at his face

What did the old man say to the young man? Nothing, the old man was dead.

If a Cheetah and Usain bolt raced in the Olympics who would win? Obviously Usain hes black and cheetahs can't perform in the olympics

Wanna hear something dirty? Mud.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Turns out he was needed immediately at a business meeting.

Q: Why was the old man sad? A: Because he has a quarter super glued to the bottom of his foot

A man walks into a bar…. he then looks around checking to make sure no one saw this abashing action. He sees no one did then plashing a big smile on hst face he begins to strut forward only to trip over an empty can of spray cheese. it is important to note that this spray cheese was low fat

Why are the asians on cabin services? Because they do not speak english well enough to converse with guests.

Hello. my name is Rhys. and i'm the only person who liked this post.

How many elbows does a Jew have? 2

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