- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a gay guy? kevin

What do you call a Muslim guy on a plane? A passenger.

How old am I? If you guessed correctly, you are psychic. If you guessed incorrectly, I will send flying gnomes to capture and torture you. Unless, of course, you are of a racial minority in which case nothing will happen to you because I am not racist. :P

What starts with P and ends with "oop" POOP

Why did the little girlbnot wake up? Because her mother smothered her in her sleep.

whats the difference between a boyscout and a jew? boyscouts come home from camp

Why couldn't the gay man grow a beard? He shaved his face frequently.

I've got a tip for the ladies. Or if you like I can put the whole thing

One night a man layed on his bed and looked into the skies, then he realizes: WHERE THE HELL IS MY CEILING!?!?!

Roses are red, violets are blue When I cut you, you bleed

What did one dog say to the other dog? Bark.

A magician tells the boy to get into the box and locks him in. He wasn't a magician.

How do you kill a pirate? Throw him of a bridge

chickens, roads, horses, bars,roses, violets, sally, knock, knock, fnord

There is a boy in a school............. SUDDENTLY, PEDOBEAR APPEARS!

How did the black guy survive from drowning? Years of Swimming lessons at his local YMCA

how do yopu punish helen keller? Ground her, just like you would with any other child.

did Michael Jackson touch children ? yes of course. otherwise he would have been an absolutely terrible father

Why was the boy mentally retarded? Because his mother was a tree

why cant the porcupine marry the balloon? ...neither one can talk.. obviously.

What Do you call a black priest? Holy shit!

I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! What's good for the goose Is good for the gander I'm Donald Trump!

What's black and white and red all over? A racially integrated society.

Why didn't the Irishman walk into the bar? Beacause he had killed himself the previous night as a result of his alcoholism.

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