- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you cross a chicken and a dinosaur? You can't. Dinosaurs are extinct.

your face is kinda funny

God told John to come forth and recieve internal golry forever. John came fifth and recieved a toaster.

What is funny about civil and women's rights? Nothing, they are very serious matters.

Q. What is the worlds biggest lie A. I have read and agree to the terms of service ?

What did the cripple wish for when he saw the shooting star? A toothbrush.

What did the award-winning physicist say to the community college graduate? I'll have Chicken McNuggets please.

What did the black guy say to the drug dealer? "You should probably stop dealing drugs to people because it is illegal and you could be sent to prison for doing so."

A jew was walking down the street what did he see? the holocaust

Why did the baby die? Lack of oxygenated blood to the brain.

What do you call four black people in a car? A family road trip.

how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 16 if the ice cream melts

ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ now I know my ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ no I know my ABC etc:

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, It's none of my business.

Why did the fridge break? Because someone threw a fridge at it.

The boy asks his dad if he can make him a sandwitch The dad reply's " no thats your moms job"

Puns are terrible. I love them.

Why are the dinosaurs extinct? A meteor hit the Yucatan Peninsula and caused a blast that covered the earth and killed them all.

Roses are rainbow. Violets are rainbow. Everything is rainbow. Thats why you don't take LSD.

What do you call a piece of Swiss cheese with human characteristics? Abnormal.

What's worse than eating half a worm? Eating somebody's brain.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? Because he got hit by a bus.

Why did dave not hug his wife? becuase he said she looked horrifying from the war in iraq.

What's the difference between dead babies and the holocaust? A lot.

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