What's the difference between a bench and a black guy? A bench can support a family

Why did the mexican wash his car? The car was dirty

A man walks into a bar. The force of the impact causes serious head trauma and kills him within a matter of minutes.

What did hitler say to the jews? Die.

What do you call a fake noodle An impasta

There's two muffins in an oven, the first muffin says "Woah, it's really hot in here!". The second muffin says "Oh my God! A talking muffin!"

whos a sick fuck? jake morris

Why did the chicken cross the road? because i was on the other side and we were going to catch a movie

Why doesnt Squidward wear pants? Because he likes to hang loose

What do you call a German who roasts Jews for a living? A comedian.

Q: Why did Grandma fall down the stairs? A: Because she had a brain hammerage

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Why did the pedophile go to the park? He lost his dog.

Q: What's big, black, and smelly? A: The unemployment line.

What did john say to bob Hey bob

A blond walked into a bar. A guy picker her up and then they had sex.

Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow You were probably expecting a poem or something but no this is just a gardening fact

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she is a woman.

Want to hear a joke? 12 year olds

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? You don't, he just jumps down.

What's the difference between ?2 and and 74^3? ?-405242.585786

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

Why was Yabba annoyed? Because the idiots who do the audio description voiceover for Timmy Time on BBC iPlayer frequently refer to her as a male even though she is clearly a female duck.

What did the audience watching inception say at the end ................ WAT THE FUK

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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