A magician tells the boy to get into the box and locks him in. He wasn't a magician.

I've got a tip for the ladies. Or if you like I can put the whole thing

What starts with P and ends with "oop" POOP

How old am I? If you guessed correctly, you are psychic. If you guessed incorrectly, I will send flying gnomes to capture and torture you. Unless, of course, you are of a racial minority in which case nothing will happen to you because I am not racist. :P

Why did the little girlbnot wake up? Because her mother smothered her in her sleep.

whats the difference between a boyscout and a jew? boyscouts come home from camp

One night a man layed on his bed and looked into the skies, then he realizes: WHERE THE HELL IS MY CEILING!?!?!

There is a boy in a school............. SUDDENTLY, PEDOBEAR APPEARS!

How did the black guy survive from drowning? Years of Swimming lessons at his local YMCA

how do yopu punish helen keller? Ground her, just like you would with any other child.

What did one dog say to the other dog? Bark.

what do you call a gay guy? kevin

chickens, roads, horses, bars,roses, violets, sally, knock, knock, fnord

How do you kill a pirate? Throw him of a bridge

Why was the boy mentally retarded? Because his mother was a tree

Roses are red, violets are blue When I cut you, you bleed

did Michael Jackson touch children ? yes of course. otherwise he would have been an absolutely terrible father

A man walks into a bar. The force of the impact causes serious head trauma and kills him within a matter of minutes.

Why doesnt Squidward wear pants? Because he likes to hang loose

Why did the chicken cross the road? because i was on the other side and we were going to catch a movie

I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! What's good for the goose Is good for the gander I'm Donald Trump!

What's black and white and red all over? A racially integrated society.

Q: Why did Grandma fall down the stairs? A: Because she had a brain hammerage

There's two muffins in an oven, the first muffin says "Woah, it's really hot in here!". The second muffin says "Oh my God! A talking muffin!"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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