- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You know that song "FIrework" by Katy Perry? Well, I ate a hotdog last night.

What did the mother give her family on christmas? Some gelt, dreidels, and Challah because it also happened to be Chanukah on Christmas that year

I am a schizophrenic, so am I.

Your mother is so morbidly obese that she greatly exceeds the necessary recommended serving sizes of each meal.

a man walked into a bar and said ow

What's more fun than nailing a baby to a wall? Pulling it off.

How do you make money? Kill babies and sell them.

A few lice were drinking wine on a scalp. It is quite strange that a person had wine on their scalp.

What did one new born baby say to the other new born baby.? Babies don't have teeth therefore they are unable to talk.

why is it good to be a fireman? because they save lives

what is the difference between a baby and a book... The book still has a spine

how did helen keller's parents punish her? stuck a plunger in the toilet

a man walked into a bar today he suffers from depression from his wife leaving him and taking custody of the children on the grounds that he is an alcoholic and is unfit to raise children

How is a raven like a writing desk? Both have absolutely nothing to do with the other one.

Man: You know you're crazy when you talk to inanimate objects, you know you're Insane when they reply. Stick: I know, right?

What size pants did the gorilla wear? An abnormaly large pair compared to the average human because their weight and width are porportionaly larger for their speices.

guess what? WHAT? Idk.

Why Is Helen Keller such a bad driver? Because she is a woman

Why did the boy have pink skin at night? Because he did not put on a sufficient amount of sunscreen that morning. This is also known as sunburn.

Q) Why are there no aspirin in the jungle? A) Because it would not be financially viable to attempt to sell pharmaceuticals in the largely unpopulated rainforest

What happened to the child who was rushed into hospital with a deadly disease? He pulled through. I'ts depressing to be constantly hearing sad anti jokes, so here is a nice one. The child in question lived to eighty one, had a great life and a good job. See, it's nice to read a happy anti joke!

What's green and fuzzy and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table

Q: How do you give a frigid woman an orgasm? A: By making her come.

Roses are Grey, Violets are Grey, I am Colorblind...FML

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