Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? The fact that you actually took time to read this cynically hypnotizing answer that you cannot seem to stop reading even though you know that this sentence is just a clever run to show the epitomy of the anti joke. ha-ha.

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You see that dog over there with no tail? You know what that means, don't you? What? Someone cut it off.

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Guy: do u wanna hear a joke about my dick? Nah its to long Girl: Do u wanna hear a joke about my vagina? Actually that would make me very self concious I have ghonorrea and would appreciate not having to tell one.

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What happened to the child who was rushed into hospital with a deadly disease? He pulled through. I'ts depressing to be constantly hearing sad anti jokes, so here is a nice one. The child in question lived to eighty one, had a great life and a good job. See, it's nice to read a happy anti joke!

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A priest, a jew, and a pirate walk into a bar. An exchange of dialogue occurs with the bartender and hilarity ensues.

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Do you know why I am excited? I don't know I'm asking you.

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The boy asks his dad if he can make him a sandwitch The dad reply's " no thats your moms job"

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what did the guy do at the funeral? cry because his wife died

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roses are red violets are blue daffodils are yellow pansies are pink

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It's a bird! No, it's a plane! No, it's actually a bird. You can see its wings flapping.

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roses are red violets are blue my name is kate boyd im gay

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Why did the man read the terms of service? He had ignored them before, and was forced into a scam where a shady organization took all of his money and possessions. With no other way to provide for his family, the man began selling drugs, which led to several arrests. He has been n prison for 3 years now... His wife has left him for one of the man's close friends

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Q. What is the answer to life the universe and everything A. 42

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A man with Azheim - Eh, I forgot what it was called.

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Why is Suzie at the bottom of the cliff? Because I pushed her. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

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Was the last joke funny? Because this one isn't.

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Say this to someone: On a scale from one to ten, what is your favorite color?

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whats ironic about a white van being white the driver usualy is not

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What's faker than Nicki Minaj's tits? Women rights.

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What's the difference between contemporary Christian music?

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What did i say to the stupid person? Your Stupid.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Boo Boo who? I don't have a last name, it's just Boo

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When I meet the woman of my dreams, she wont know what hit her... Nor will the police.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting your balls chewed off by a rottweiler.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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