What did you say? I'm blind. (Did not write this meaning to be offensive)

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Q:What does a wheel a triangle and a circle all have in common A:There all round, I lied about the triangle.

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Why was the boy eating lunch by himself at school? Because his only friend was hit by a train.

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What did the fruit say when it was about to be sliced in half? Nothing, fruits cannot talk, duh.

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

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A drunk walks out of a bar gets in his car and proceeds to drive home the driver passed out at the wheel swerved in the wrong lane and smashed the car of the Jefferson family a young family of 4, the Jefferson family's car exploded into flames while the drunk sat back laughed and rubbed the wound on his head

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what do you get when a penguin has a heart atack pengatack

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How many fish fingers does it take to change a lightbulb? Five.

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some magicians can walk on water, Chuck norris can swim in water, faster than the average man.

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how do you call someone? use a phone

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Whats The diference between a park bench and a black man? A park bench can support a family of five hahahhaahahah

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What is brown and green and goes 100 mph? A tree falling down on your house.

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Mary once had a boyfriend with a wooden leg; however, itt was a highly dysfunctional relationship, as the boyfriend was much too possessive of Mary. So Mary was forced to bring a close to the relationship.

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What did the bartender say to the man? can i have a beer if you dont get it the bartender asked the customer for a beer

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Two cows are standing on the top of North Pole and in a half-inch wind they're spanking a bottle of coconut jam. Suddenly two infrared gallopping fly past them. What's the consequence? That people shouldn't use freshly peeled lemoncakes on underwater cornfields.

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Women's rights.

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What did one butthole say to the other butthole? I'm actually not sure. I wasn't there when he said it.

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Why did the duck eat the fish? It needed protein.

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what do you get when you cross a broken arm and a broken leg? a broken head.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Mets.

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A class of kids were bouncing basketballs in class and a woman teacher comes in and says,"No balls in the classroom please." All the boys leave the class.

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i like my coffee like i like my women. without a penis.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I like pussy Because it feels really good when I stick my penis inside her vaginal opening

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Q: What did the newborn dumpster baby say to the raccoon? A: Nothing. Newborn babies cannot talk.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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