A dyslexic blind man

Why did the monkey eat the pineapple? IDK, ask Sam D

What do you call a kid with leukemia and no arms? Names.

What is the biggest lie of 2011? "I do"- Kim kardashian

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

Hey whats sad about 4 black people going over a cliff in a cadillac. Nothing

A man walked into a bar with his parrot, a guy says 'That's a nice pet where did you get it?' 'From africa' The parrot said.

There's this Priest, a Rabbi and a Preacher talking about how similar they are.

the nintendo 3ds is being released this week. its the first 3d portable gaming device that doesnt require glasses, also known as a ball...

What do you call an awesome bucket? An epic pail.

What sound did the Moon Man say to the Moon Woman? Nothing, there isn't an atmosphere so sound cannot travel.

How can you make sure your friend wont die of cancer? Decapitate him

Why did the bald man die? Cancer.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, your mother has AIDS.

Why did Piglet look in the toilet? He was probably fascinated by the flush.

What did the dog say to his owner? Bark.

What do you call a terrorist on 9/11? A terrorist.

Why did the hipster's coffee burn his tongue? He drank it before it was cool.

A man walks into a bar, buys a pint of beer, talks to his friends for while and leaves.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, most chickens are held on farms, but those that do roam free are afraid of automobiles so therefore they wouldn't go near a road at all. But if the chicken was located in a deserted town there would be no traffic, so then it would be able to cross freely over any road there and not get injured or mortally wounded.

What do a black man and a dog have in common? They're both going to die some day.

Why cant Hellen Keller read? Because shes dead!!!

Q: What do you call a person with no arms and no legs ??? A: Stumpy

how do i know if my husband is cheating? beat him until he tells you

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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