- Anti Joke

What happens when you give a boy a cookie? He falls asleep and his parents think he was kidnapped by a serial killer.

What do a turtle an a bird have in common? They both fly except the turtle

Q: what's yellow and can't use chopsticks. A: corn

Why does Obama not want to get buried? because he's still alive

Why couldn't Bobby attend his friends wedding? He was struck by lightning. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Bobby

A tiger walks into bar. He orders a drink and leaves. The tiger's name was Tony the tiger," It was just a man wearing a costume for the cereal company.

You wanna know what's out of this world? The moon

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

A man was complaining about not getting enough sleep. He was then raped.

How do you make a drug dealer cry? Just say no

What did the little boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

Whats white and goes up? a confused snowflake

What do you call a black man eating a chair. I don't know and this is highly unlikely because chairs are inedible therefore this circumstance is impossible.

There's a Mexican and a black guy in a car... Who's driving? The Cop!!!

Why couldn't Billy the bird fly? He was an ostrich, ostriches can't fly.

there was a lesbian, a bi-sexual and a homosexual at a wine bar having a drink.......They had a great night

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I've been reading these for the past hour and you guys are just out right terrible! -Sarah

Q: Why do geese fly in a V? A: It's more aerodynamic.

Hey, I just met you, And this is crazy. But I have Alzheimer's... Hey, I just met you...

Fun Fact: If you lay out all of the veins in your body out, You will die