- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When is it ok to drink urine? When you're Bear Grills

whats the difference between a ferrari in my garage, and a pile of dead babies in my garage. I do not have a ferrari but i do have a pile of dead babies

why was one black guy surrounded by ten white guys...... he was a story teller.

Why did the cow cross the road? Cause he had madcow disease

Why can't Helen Keller read? Because she is dead.

So, two black guys walk into a bar... And they pay their tab and couldn't have been more courteous

How much cabbage is in sean's teeth? lots, like it's rotting in there

your mom gave me head.....phones

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Doctor Harold Boo, I was your grandmother's primary caregiver, I'm here to inform you that she died of a massive heart attack.

ive been a naughty girl, and i need something to plug my hole. call or text me;) 1 (802) 299-5281

why was the little boy happy? Because he wasn't in the penn state locker room.

Yo momma's so fat that her weight is completely disproportional to the average weight of someone her age.

A guy, arriving at the pearly gates of Heaven, asks St. Peter "Why did I die? Why me." St. Peter replies: "You died the same way everyone does. Lack of oxygen to the brain."

If I was, yet this syndicate was a legal one, necessary in order to maintain world peace trough the means of economical stability and such, would this be acceptable to you? Hypothetically of course.

Q: Why did the Creeper explode? A: Cause you invaded and took his land that was rightfully his. He's not the monster, You are!

I like my women like I like my coffee.......... I don't like coffee

Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are yellow Grass is green

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

A duck walks into a bar. the manager kicks him out considering animals are not allowed in the bar.

What do u get when u lick chicken Answer- Your a retard if you did not figure it out it is obviously chicken taste DERP!

What did Hellen Keller say when she drove up to the stop sign? Nothing, she doesn't drive.

Why was girl happy on the day she found out she wasn't pregnant? -It was her birthday.

What did the moose say to the photographer? Moose say cheese.

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