Your mom is soo fat that when God said "let there be light" he had to ask her to move

What do you call a horse with two legs? A kangaroo

Yo mumma so poor that she dosent have any money

So my wife was in the kitchen, and I asked her to make me a sandwich. She agreed. I then volunteered to make her one. Lesbian relationships are amazing.

what's white and bumpy? Milk. But it's not bumpy.

Situation: 2 cows eating grass on a warm Sunday night. Question: Why does 9+4=3 1/2? Answer: 69!

What did the black do when a man robbed his house? He called 911

Chuck Norris once jumped off of a 9 story building. He broke half of the bones in his body because he is 71 years old.

why did the chicken cross the road? He saw his family getting murdered and tried to stop it but got hit in the process

Q: Knock Knock!?! A: Lettem' in!!!!

human centipede

your dads so fat, he makes your mom look skinny.

A man walks into a bar. He gets drunk, goes home, and beats his wife and kids.

what is orange? an orange

-Knock knok who's there? -Orange Orange who? -Orange you glad im an orange? ...I believe you have confused the noun "Orange" with the conjunction "aren't".

Why was the black guy so good at basketball? Because he practiced.

whats worst then geting a used condom put in your mouth geting wraped by mario then lugi

Q:what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile? A:get in the batmobile

Why did the scarecrow get promoted? He was outstanding in his field

Little Johnny was walking through the park... only he had no legs. Little Johnny was raped later that day... while he bled out from him having his legs cut.

Why did the blond get fired from her job at the M&M factory? Because she threw out all the M&M's with W's on them.

What do you call a guy with a rubber toe? . . . . . . . Roberto

what do you call a young man? a little boy

You are right, the past still has its claws deep within me thank you friend.

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