who do you call when you see a ghost in your apartment? The Mental Hospital.

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A mountain goat walks into a bar, the bar mans asks ''so, what will it be?''. The other customers question the mental integrity of the bar man, as goats cannot talk.

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Someone just commented on my joke! ... oh wait it was myself

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You go to the Anti Joke website, what do you find under the "newest" section? Black jokes.

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Q: How do you starve a Black family? A: By not giving any Food.

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What's worse than being fired? Eating a bucket of diarrhea.

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

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What did the dead man say to God? I'm dead.

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Jimmy: Knock Knock Nick: Whose there? Jimmy: Joe Nick: Joe Who? Jimmy: Joe Mamma Nick: No shes dead.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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A black man shoots some hoops. One of the bullets bounces off the rim and hits him in the eye. The man dies. His grandmother is still alive to attend his funeral.

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A young boy is concerned about the well- being of his father, due to the fact he may have cancer. Turns out, he doesn't. So they got ice cream.

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What's the difference between a hundred dead babies and a porsche? A porsche is a car.

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What did the shark say to the beached whale? Nothing.

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When is a door not a door? When your house burns down.

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Your momma's so fat that she should really be concerned for her health and seek professional help to manage her weight.

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How do you have se with hellen keller? Very sweetly

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Which is rather deceiving, Considering that the name 'violet' should naturally insinuate that the object it is describing is violet as well. Violet as a color is generally a deep shade of purple. Therefore, shouldn't the aforementioned plant, the 'violet', be violet in color as opposed to the blue color that is most widely accepted by the general populous?

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An asian woman was driving along the freeway one day when a police officer pulled her over and arrested her, The officer arrested her because she had killed her husband 5 years ago and she thought she had gotten away with it.

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Did you hear about the kid from Texas? He shot his campus up.

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What's worse than someone posting a number on antijoke ? Someone posting about what's worse than the holocaust

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Q:whats the wost thing that can happen to you when you find something? A:not finding something

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because it broke...

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Have you ever had Ugandan food? Neither have they.

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