- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man rode into town on friday and left on friday how did he manage this? He stayed for a week

The blonde is in the park withb a rope a man passes and says what are u doing, she says im goin o hang and kill myself. the next day the man comes back and sees the blonde there alive he says i thought u were goin hang yourself she says i tried but i couldnt breathe.

Q: Why do only 10% of women go to heaven? Your question is fundamentally wrong. Religion is a collective hallucination.

What do u firmly grasp and stroke until u can't go any longer? A shakeweight....

A man walks into a doctors office He has AIDS

A muslim man takes a flight to New York. He lands safely at JFK airport.

This is my fist. Would you politely run into it as fast as you can?

Did you hear about the black man who went to college? He made a very successful living for himself despite this rough economy.

A man with his masters degree, has a great job, and gets good money. Has a wife and kids. He is very successful.

What do you call a snake at a snail convention? A snake at a snail convention.

Dad: hi son Kid: (looks sad and looks at the ground) Dad: what's wrong son. Kid:I raped a girl. Dad:Who? Did you rape son! Kid:mom.

Why is the turkey always full? Because he is stuffed.

The president is invited to a party at Bill's house. Suddenly the house catches on fire. Who survived? No one, they all died.

Q: What is the first thing you do if you wake up and meet the entire justice league(!!!) Which tells you that you are the "chosen one" and that only you can save the world once your true powers awaken? A: Increase your schizo medication.

This is an anti- joke

whats red and brown and goes about 30mph? a squirrel in a blender.

what do you get when you cross ruddell with a chicken? still a prick

why are anti-jokes so funny? Because you are expecting them to encompass one idea of irony, but instead sometimes give a logical explanation to the question.

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone!

What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? Eating mud

Q: Whats the first thing you see when you wake up? A: I don't know.

Q: what's wrong with this sentence? My dogs is running in the garden A: I don't have a garden

What does the fox say? A scream-y howl. A shrill, hoarse scream of anguish, it sounds more than anything like a human baby undergoing some kind of physical torture.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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