- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you cross the ocean with a dinosaur? Wet.

Then none of us want to be right.

Why did the small 12 year old run away which a chicken. He felt like it and he was carrying bread which the chicken was allergic to.

Why can Michael Jackson no longer moonwalk? because he's dead.

Whats black and white and red all over? Genital Warts...

What is both bold and brash? Fox

Why didnt Timmy Go to school? He Died.

How do you kill a deer? You don't, you just let it be because that's what a decent human being would do.

Why did the schizophrenic chicken cross the road? He had to go to the clinic, the poor dear.

how do fit 104 jews in a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and 100 in the ash tray.

Their was three black men that walked into a bar. They then ordered three drinks and had sex... I lied about walking into a bar

This is an anti- joke

Q: what's wrong with this sentence? My dogs is running in the garden A: I don't have a garden

why are anti-jokes so funny? Because you are expecting them to encompass one idea of irony, but instead sometimes give a logical explanation to the question.

Why did the black man cry and scream? It's anybody's guess. He was having a rough day.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because the p is silent!

why did a bunch of black kids play in a pile of leafs? to have fun :)

The doctor walks in Knock knock. Whos there? Doctor. Doctor Who?

Q: What do Captain Jack Sparrow, Captain Crunch, Captain Morgan and Captain Kangaroo all have in common? A: They are all caucasian

What does the fox say? A scream-y howl. A shrill, hoarse scream of anguish, it sounds more than anything like a human baby undergoing some kind of physical torture.

What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? Eating mud

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am Jack Bauer, Where is the nuke?

Why was there a red chicken? He tried crossing the road.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? I'm a talking banana; what more do you want from me?

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