- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the blonde tattoo her zip code on her stomach? She wanted a tattoo.

i remember when i was a child i wanted a skateboard but my parents would never buy me one so late one night i crept downstairs and got a hammer and some wood and i beat them to death my foster parents baught me 5 skateboards

Roses are red, Violets are blue, come at me again and I'll punch you

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Matt Gregory Harrington is a bender, pylon, hoser, duster tripod, and puck bunny!!!!

What would you do if I said a horse ate your mother? It doesn't mattet, I didn't

How do you name a beast who eat rocks and fly. rock-eater flying beast

A Muslim gets off his plane from Saudi Arabia to New York and walks to customs where a TSA agent asks him "what is you business in America?" The Muslim responds "I am here for a vacation". He walks on, and returns home 10 days later.

How do you know you're crazy? Consult the pink pheasent to your left

Two cats are sat on a window ledge. One cat looks to the other and says "Meoww".

Why did the chicken open door? It can't. Chickens don't have hands.

why did the man jump out of the plane without a parachute? Im not really sure, maybe to commit a slow and painful suicide.

If the human population held hands around around the equator A significant portion of them would drown.

Put chromosomes in advertising. Because you know, Sex Cells

If a chicken and a half layed an egg and a half in a day and a half how many pancakes does it take to shingle a roof? -A banana has no bones

Knock knock Whose there? Nobody Nobody who? ......................................

What did the blind deaf kid get for Christmas? Cancer.

A muslim walks out of a plane.

What kind of pizzas did they last order at the World Trade Center? Pepperoni

Why can't Benitio Mussolini win the war? Becuase he's dead.

Why was the girl crying? She had just been severely raped.

It was a boys birthday, his mom died of cancer, his dad of aids, and all of his siblings were put in a gas chamber. Happy Birthday

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree Because it died

Roses are Red Violets are Red My Garden is on Fire.

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