Slug on ya tooth Gavin David Newman

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A man walks into a bar. He buys something.

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There was once a boy named Aladin. He was very poor until he found a magic lamp. When he rubbed the lamp, a genie poped out of the lamp. He said... "I will grant you one wish, master" Aladin thought about this for a long time, until eventually he said... "I wish for all the chocolate in the world" "Very well, master" And the genie granted his wish and Aladin had all the chocolate in the world Unfortunately, because he ate so much chocolate, Aladin died of heart & liver failure

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A man noticed that the sun was coming in brightly through his window. He was trying to take a nap and didnt appreciate the sunlight. He closed the blinds.

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what is similar between a turtle losing its shell, and a man selling his chlothes and house? they are now both naked and homeless

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Vagina Boob

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Why couldn't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he has parkinsons and therefore couldn't keep his hand steady.

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Watch me whip, watch me nae nae

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Knock knock Come in

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Why did the black man steal purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon? Because it was the birthday of his 8 year old daughter with autism and she loves purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon and he was very poor and wanted to make his little girl happy for once.

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ur mum

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What do you call a blonde with great maths skills? A smart person with blonde hair.

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Hey I just met you and this is crazy but here's my chew toy throw it maybe!

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Why did the computer crash? Because it had too much alcohol.

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I don't drink. I'm not 21.

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Whats funnier than 24.....25

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How did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken

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What happens to a fish with no fin on the right side? It repeatedly swims in a circle.

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why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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Why did the astronaut die in space? Just kidding there was no astronaut. It was a cucumber

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whats worse then finding a worn in your apple the holocaust whats worse then the holocaust two worms in your apple

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Yo momma is so poor when she went to the bank the teller was like " you have no money."

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What did the boy and the dog do at the park? Nothing, the dogs dead

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How did the black man cross the Atlantic? An airplane. He also could have used a boat. However, airplanes are a preferred form of travel.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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