- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get the neighborhood hoodlums to stop pushing you over in your wheelchair? Brutally murder their families in front of them.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

What is white and tastes like cotton candy? Jizzz

What's similar between a black man and jelly babies? Nothing

What do you call a black man sitting on a porch? Relaxed.

whats brown and sticky? whatever is coming from your pants

What did the man think as the foul baseball flew rapidly toward his face? Oh man, I thought my tickets were to an NBA game.

whats black and white and red all over? this joke.

What do you call it when a blonde jumps off the Empire State Building without a parachute? Suicide.

Why didn't the white kid go to school? Because it was Martin Luther King day.

Why was the plumber sad? Because his family died in a car crash

What was so funny about my sister getting raped? Nothing, there's never anything funny about someone getting raped, especially when it is a close friend or family member

Whats green? Mountain Dew.

Q: Why did the child fall? A: Because I shot him in the leg.

when life randomly gives u lemons, u should probably have a stand cuz people are gonna expect u to make lemonade

How do you make a dog say meow? Freeze it and put it through a woodchipper. (MEROWRRRR)

I like that, yet I wonder if our subconscious knows what it is what we seek, maybe we need to tell ourselves that we will find happiness, and then the mind leads us there.

Chose to describe yourself: Green thumb: Tall wealthy, good looking, intelligent man with a model wife, a ferrari expensivo, a hotel just for yourself. Red thumb: A below average piece of shit? Green thumb? Dont lie to me you piece of sh*t!

what is long, white, and used almost everywhere? there are a lot of things that fit this description, so it would be highly illogical to make a guess.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Knock Knock. Knock Knock Who? Knock Knock (:

How many black people did it take to change the light bulb? I couldn't tell, the lights were out.

Life is confusing. Really how so? He just walked up to me five minutes ago with a pair of socks taped on both sides of his face saying humanity is screwed and ran off after peeing on my carpet.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road A. Because he needed to get to the other side

whats a parkour kid? someone who jumps off things and is a pre-teen with adhd

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