- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Police officer Police officer who? Police officer your whole family died in a car wreck last night.

A priest, a rabbi, and an iman all walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, some kind of joke? Muslims don't drink beer."

Why did the chIcken cross the road? To escape the holocaust.

A black guy. A Jew and a dyke died in a plane crash!:) Who was flying? ....why would you be wondering that when you should be wondering why i put a smile-face beside the details of the crash..

How do you know when an Asian has robbed your house? You have informed the police, who in turn searched the house for DNA evidence, eventually leading them to the criminal, who just so happened to be a troubled Asian teenager attempting to join a local gang.

how do you upset a black guy kill his family :)

Why was the little boy reluctant to approach his father? Because his father was a rotting corpse.

A bus crashes and everybody dies.

Are you thinking Arby's? No. My grandmother died of tuberculosis and it's troubling me.

What's green and brown, and if it fell out of a tree on you it would kill you? A billiard table?

Whats round and bouncy? A bouncy ball

You need to trim these evergreens. Either they are getting low our my van is GROWING!

What happened to the asian when he took viagra? He got an erection.

A: How do you piss off a female pilot? Q: Kill her family

What was Hellen Keller's dogs name? dhfgbvskjne How did Hellen Keller's dog die? Natural causes.

Why was six afraid of seven? 7 is greater than 6. Didn't you learn about number lines in 3rd grade?

So a Priest, a rabbi, and a monk walk into the bar... And got drinks. What did you think was going to happen?

Why is it so hard to cook vegetables? The wheel chair won't fit in the oven.

God told John to come forth and recieve internal golry forever. John came fifth and recieved a toaster.

yo mamma's so retarded that shes a potato

Women's professional sports

What do you get when you cross a chicken and a dinosaur? You can't. Dinosaurs are extinct.

why did the irishman need plastic surgery? because after the bear attack where there used to be a face there is now a gap

Whats the best thing about having sex with twenty eight year olds? There's twenty of them.

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