Why did the black man go to the store with a gun? He recently bought it a couple days before to go hunting, but it wasn't working correctly.

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Why was Luke named Luke Skywalker? Because he walks to skies.

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why was the girl raped? she left the kitchen.

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What's the easiest way to make new friends? With Play-Doh.

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how did the woman get her baby to stop crying? she hit him with a axe

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a blind man drinking from a dog, thinking it was a fountain

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Go away nothing to see here,. I said go away

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Who is buried in Grant's Tomb? DeShawn

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What did the man do with the naked baby girl? He put some clothes on her and proceded to lay her down for a nap.

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There were two penguin's sitting in a bathtub. The first penguin says to the second penguin, "Hey, pass the soap." And the second penguin says, "What do i look like, an alarm clock?"

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Why did god make asians? I dont know. Yah, me niether

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Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense, Refrigerator Sex

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What did the bicycle say to the fat kid? Nothing, bikes cant talk.

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What did the cow say to his family before he left the house? goodbye, because he was going to the slaughter house to get killed for meat

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How did little Jimmy survive the 5 story fall? He didn't

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what did the first fire hi-grin say to the second fire hi-grin nothing they can talk it what just really awkward.

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Why was Samuel L. Jackson so tired of those motherf***ing snakes on that motherf***ing plane? Because if snakes are loose on a plane, they might bite you.

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Three men walked into a bar. The fourth one ducked.

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Why did Jimmy fall of his tractor? Because Jimmy doesn't have any arms or legs...Why doesn't Jimmy have any arms and legs? Cause Jimmy is a potato.

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Roes are red, Violets are blue, This poem doesn't rhyme, You're entire family has died. The plane that they were on went down due to a flock of geese getting sucked into the engine. They were visiting you for your twenty fifth birthday and wanted to surprise you. there were no survivors.

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Q: Why do black people buy so many pairs of shoes? A: Because when they outgrow there old pair they need new shoes.

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Two black guys walk into a bar. They had too much alcoholic substances and got alcohol poisoning. Their families mourned for days and their kids grew u without a father. The end.

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the anti-joke.com joke was just like a normal joke. was the anti-joke punchline effective, artful of funny at all? no. it was a plain statement of some facts without consideration for humor. it gets old after you read like 50 of them. it gets REALLY. F*CKIN. OLD.

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When is a door not a door? When it is ajar.

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Anti Joke

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