Hillo, its Spodermen, teiling u i fuked ur bich.

-What's sad about four black guys driving off a cliff? -They were my friends.

nick walked into macdonalds... everyone stood up and left as they saw the potential danger in the situation.. nick later ended up bieng hit by a bus after chasing a duck

A blond walked into a bar. A guy picker her up and then they had sex.

Two muffins are in the oven, one muffin says "Gosh it's hot in here!", the other muffin says "HOLY CRAP A TALKING MUFFIN!".

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? Nothing, they were the ones convicted of raping that white girl.

Q. What do you call a black pilot? A. A pilot.

What did one dog say to the other? Nothing silly...dogs can't talk.

Why did the Black guy work at KFC? To provide money for his struggling family.

Roses are red violets are blue shes for me not for u if by chance u talk my place ill grab my fist and smah your face

Why did the chicken cross the street? I don't know really

Where will you be in twenty years? Celebrating the twentieth anniversary of reading this question... unless you're older than 60, which by modern life expectancy, you'd be dead.

Why couldn't the cat drink the milk? Because it had no face.

What do you call a black person doing labor for other people? A good friend.

What is Sally's favorite flavor ice cream? She can't eat ice cream, she's lacktose and tollerant.

Roses are Orange Violets are Green I'm Colorblind..

why did marybeth fall off the swing i shot her in the fart box and she died

Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

A White guy, Black guy and Hispanic are all on the same bus. They get off at their predetermined stops and continue their day.

What's better than 24-year-olds? Twenty 4-year-olds.

knock knock, whos there? billy i dont know who you are, please get away from my front door before i call the authorities

My friend and I were telling jokes the other day. Ha said " I've run out of dead baby jokes!" to which I replied " I've run out of dead babies."

My mom says hi ............ Jk she says hello

What do you call an old man in his underwear with a bag of pepper on his back while licking pebbles off the sidewalk? Senile.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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