BIG PENIS

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whats the difrence between a japaneese and chineese person? one is from japan and one is from china.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it got hit by a speeding moped.

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What's big, black, and just knocked an 8 year old girl off of her bike? The refrigerator I just threw at her. (not all are white you know)

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why do ducks have webbed feet? to stomp out fires. why do elephants have flat feet? to stomp out the burining ducks.

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What is the difference between a horse? All the legs are of same length, especially the back ones.

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Did I say twenty times? I meant two hundred, you already know this I gather, but your subconcious understands mathmatics and multiplications at a whole different level because its potential is indefinite.

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why didnt the man go to the wedding? he wasnt invited.

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Q: why are anti-jokes tasteless? A: because they have no flavoure

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Why was George Washington buried in Virginia? Because he was dead.

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Why didn't the black man go to work? He had to attend his sister's funeral, who just recently passed away after her long hard battle with breast cancer.

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Who ate my sandwich? The office appliance that fell from the sky.

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Why did John suck at sports? He was mentally retarded and had no friends.

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I got 99 problems but the ability to count ain't one

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Why did my bed broke? Becaus i had sex with your mom!

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theres a straight guy, a gay guy ,and a jew the weird part is the straight guy hits on the jew and the gay guy which make the situation all akward.

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Not gonna tell you, that was one weird story, I feel like super high right now.

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All Bin Laden wanted was peace on earth and good will toward men.

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What's the difference between a black cat and a black cat? Nothing.

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Your mom is so dumb that she had a below average score on her IQ test.

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Why can't basketball players play hockey? Because hockey and basketball season occur at the same time.

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Yo momma so fat, the last time she saw 90210 was on the scale!

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like this if you think what ever you want to..

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A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: "That's the ugliest baby that I've ever seen." The woman goes to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her, "That driver just insulted me!" The man says, "You go right up there and tell him off! Go ahead, I'll hold your monkey for you."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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