What is worse than the holocaust? DUH! A worm in MY apple!

What's faker than Nicki Minaj's tits? Women rights.

Roses are red violets are blue. Yes.

Why the FFUUU did you go back? Because I broke something huur.

Robin get in the batmobile!

why did the boys run from Michael Jackson? because they thought he was a ghost

What would you get when you cross a bear and a shark? a highly improbable situation because sharks and bears live completely different environments.

Why'd the girl fall off her bike? She rode over a curb

How did the corpse cross the road? They can't cross the road they're dead.

Q:Why don't black people go on cruises? A:They already fell for that trick once.

So Joe Paterno doesn't walk into a police station....

whats short blonde and speaks spanish? my spanish teacher Mrs. Inman

A drunk guy walks into a bar. He orders a beer and the bartender says "Hey pal, you look and act really drunk, I don't think I can serve you any more alcohol." The man looks up to the bartender and says "You're right, I'm really drunk."

You're mama's SO stupid that when she applied to college, they were happy to help.

autistic kids rock

i just wrote this so hard

Girl: What is your phone number? Guy: 1-800-Choke-Dat-Ho

What did George Washington tell his men before they got on their horses? Men get on your horses.

Yo momma so fat she decided to have lipo suction

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker Face

Did you see Helen Keller at the movie theater? I didn't either, she's dead.

Why is Joe is ugly? I dont Know

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has Stevie Wonder.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimers Who the hell are you?

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