- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? A miracle

Man: Doctor doctor I feel like a pair of curtains........ Doctor: You clearly have Alarming mental issues perhaps a psychologist would be the right person to discuss this matter further

Person A: I think your father might be a thief, I'm not sure though. Person B: How come? person A: I cannot find my virginity. Person B: I apologize my dad taught me well.

You're such a retard, you have to take special education, live with a mother that doesn't know what to do with you, not understand the real world, and have people look at you strangely for the rest of your life.

Yo momma is so fat that she is at a high risk for heart disease and diabetes!

Did you hear the joke about the deaf guy ? He didn't.

Why did the elephant fall out of the tree? Because the branch broke.

Sarah Palin.

What's big with fat all over it? Your mom on this dick

How did the teenage mother get her baby to stop crying? Multiple stab wounds to its throat

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he knew that the neighbors wouldn't "touch him there"

So, you got to take medications daily or die? Are you in pain my dear?

A baby seal walks into a club.

What did Helen Keller say to the little boy with cancer? Hudd Wahher shelper, ghh o.

WHATS BROWN AND SMELLS LIKE CRAP!?!?!?!?!?!?!? crap

Why did the elephant paint his toenails orange? Because he wanted to hide in the pumpkin patch

FUCK YOU

What did the mouse say to the elephant that sat on him? Nothing, he died on impact.

They found Michael Jackson dead in his house and found Madeleine McAnn in the cupboard 8P

Which brains do zombie like most? Zombies dont exist.

What is the difference between a mallard with a cold and you? One is a sick duck I forget how this ends, but your mother is a whore.

"Do you like pie?" "No." "Do you like blueberries?" "No." "I have something you won't like." "Is it a blueberry pie?" "No, I shagged your wife last night".

Hey Jew. What? Shut up.

What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Intercourse.

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