- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse then mud on your shoes. Being assassinated by means of a dart to the throat.

Why lets go Mets? Lets go Yankees!

An Octopus walked into a bar. He then died as he had been out of his natural habitat for an exceedingly long period of time. An octopus can only survive on land for 30 minutes.

Why did the chicken cross the road. To get to the other side. Original anti joke.

I DO NOT CARE ABOUT NOVA! MY NAME IS VIKTOR REZNOV! AND I WILL HAVE MY REVENGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

How do you make Jacob cry? Take away his xbox

Katniss: Don't worry Prim, your not getting picked for the reaping this year! Effie: First Tribute, Primrose Everden! Katniss: Oh sh*t.

A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

if you have 2 apples and 3 oranges in one hand, and 4 oranges and 1 apple in the other, what do you have? very large hands.

Have you seen Andrea Bocelli's new house? No. He hasn't either.

Why can't the man get a good jod? Because he did not go to college and there for did not get a good education.

Q:What happens when you mix Justin Bieber with a women? A: Well, since is a very highly impossible circumstance, I have no need to give a name for this.

Take part of what?

What did the prizon cell mate get for christmas. Herpes!

Whats worse than finding a worm in a apple? Getting raped by a skorpian

What did steve do when jane asked him for a pencil? He gave her one.

Did you hear about the Australian man who was jumped by a gang of Americans with knifes? He had his cash and possessions stolen from him, and had to spend two weeks in hospital due to stab wounds.

Q: Did you hear that Hollywood actress got stabbed last night? A: Really? Which one? Q: Reese.. um wither.. withersomething A: Witherspoon? Q: Yes. Her. She's in a critical condition.

What did the chicken say to her chicks? One day I'll explain why we do this. For now, just follow me.

what did the jew get for Christmas? cancer. and aids

What do you give a gay guy on his birthday? a invition to strait camp

What is the best part about being a rapist? The orgasms.

Why does everyone love Randy Jackson? Well it's sure not because he's black.

How does it change many dyslexics take to a lightbulb.

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