why did the man stay home on a monday? He was dead.

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Q: Whats A Schoolbus Full Of Black Children??? A: A Rotten Banana!!!

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why wont our kids have time to socialize? because theyll all be too busy trying to find a solution for global warming.

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How do you make lady gaga cry? Give her bad romance haven't you heard this joke before......DUMBASS

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? AIDS

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

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dont be afraid of lard squeezing cause really its just me teasing

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Weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee

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Why did the chicken go to KFC? Because it was suicidal.

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What did the one midget say to the other midget? We r both small

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Whats the difference between a man and a cat. There both different species.

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You heard now that you can not only bet safe at net casinos, but also win safely? Win safely? The hell does that mean? You mean you could win unsafely before? Like the betting casino crashing after you win a million? Moral: That crap is even less moral than I am ffs! Now they give you like 5000 game bucks free just to get you addicted.

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What dithe blackman say to the white man ???? Nothin! They both committed suicide.

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i like candy and other things that are edible... please dont thumbs down just cuz this suxxx just put thumbs up and santa claus will haunt u :)

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An alien spacecraft picks up human transmissions from Earth. They continue on in silence and disgust.

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why did the kids pull the fire alarm? because there was a fire.

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why did the baby cross the road? he was stapled to the chicken

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What's black and shouldn't have the right to vote? Ants

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What did the players of the all black NBA team say to the white rookie? "Congratulations for making it to the NBA! Your hard work and dedication has certainly paid off."

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How do you confuse a blonde?? Throw her in a circle room and tell her to find all the corners If she comes out and says I found the corners.. then your screwed

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Three men walk into a bar, the bartender asks why are you three men in here? The men look confused and suddenly leave

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"Why did Jim Jones put cyanide in the People's Temple Flavor Aid?" Because he understood that adding sugar would be bad for their teeth.

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Why was the drunk person arrested? He said to a police officer "I'm gay, so shut up you b****."

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What does and elephant and me have in common. Everything, I am an elephant.

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