Why did Kallum come to Getaway? Because he ran out of hats

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because on the other side of the road people don't question his motives

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A man walks into a bar. He then takes a step back and notices that his head hurts.

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whats hard long and has cum in it cucumber

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why did the guy cross the road? Because he felt like it

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"Knock, Knock." "Who's There?" "Banana."

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Sometimes i like to stand on my chair and pretend that i am a carrot.

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If anyone has a KIK, put it in the comments.

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what is the differrence between a boy and girl their oranges

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Lady gaga suposedly has a wener.What does that make her? A man

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how many babies does it take to paint a house depends on how hard you throw em

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What did the cancer patient say before they died? I am in so much pain. I love you all

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a blonde, brunette and a red head are all goin to jump off a bridge and turn into something. the brunette jumps and says fish, and she turns into a fish. the red head says eagle and bacomes an eagle. the blonde gets a running start, but then trips on the way off and she says shit and turns into shit.

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Q: what did Katy Perry say when someone told her that she was adaopted? A: That's not true, my parents took pictures of me in the hospital just minutes after I was born.

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How do you scare a black man? You dont

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Why was the boy cold? Because he couldn't afford clothing.

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Whats slower than molasses? A dead baby.

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Why did the weiner dog that punctured Doris' bladder get carried away during an oral sex session? Because the dog had a terribly troubled childhood which led to a faliure to adequately function in adulthood

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What starts with P and ends with ORN? Porn

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What happens when you agree to disagree? You extend the duration of the argument.

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How much hard work does it take to become a man? To get to the other side!

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Why did the man cross the road? He was in a state of depression and chose to commit suicide.

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Q: What do you get when you mix root beer with a cloud? A: Nothing, you idiot.

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Knock Knock, Who's there? The Postman. But I wasn't expecting a parcel. Is it for 37? No, Sorry, its for 35.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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