- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A friend of mine said; the only vegetables that makes you cry are oignons. that was before I hit him with a watermelon

Biggest lie in America: Sorry, that was my last stick of gum.

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Who enslaves small people and forces them to work in his factory all year round in ridiculous outfits. Santa

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding worms in your stool.

What's the difference between a melon? One of its halves are both the same.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because he got shot in the face. Why couldn't the boy get back on the swing? He had no arms. Why didnt his mum come and save him? She is blind, deaf and in a wheelchair.

Why does the Batman theme song have 'na na na na na na na na' in it so many times? I guess Batman really likes sodium. Or maybe his record player's broken.

What does a black man and a monkey have in common? Until February 3rd 1870 neither could vote in America. Monkeys still can't.

What did one fat chick say to the other fat chick? Who cares, they're fat.

HOw do u DEFeat thE hatErsz shitted on em

a boy poops in class everybody laughs and now he has no friends

your momma is so poor that she is on welfare.

How do you stop a little boy from annoying you? You chop his balls of. Why was the little boy sad? Because someone chopped his balls off.

Why couldn't the color blind orphan find his apple? Because he was also blind.

What do you call two black men riding on a tandem bicycle? Best friends.

What starts with f and ends in uck? Firetruck.

How many bears does it take to screw in a light bulb? None; it’s a fairly menial task requiring little more than a single human hand. Requisitioning any number of bears for the effort would be an extremely dangerous “Rube Goldberg”-esque solution to simple problem.

2 muffins were in the oven when one turned to the other and said. "Damn it's hot in here" The second muffin looked at him with a shocked expression and exclaims "She's burning the potatoes!"

Why do alcoholics use brown bags? Because they are ashamed of what they have become and seek to repress their guilt by entering into denial.

Q - What do you call a bunch of white people on a bench? A - The nba - Cool Bean

like if u think princess kenny id the fairest maiden in all the land. if u havent played or watched pewdiepie play south park the stick of truth, disregard this message.

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