- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a homosexual in a wheelchair? A cripple

A police man pulls over a blonde for speeding. The policeman tells her she was speeding and starts to write a ticket. She get emotional and begins to cry. He writes the ticket, she signs it, and she drives off.

Linda: See that rainbow? Isn't it beautiful? Bart: I'm color blind.... Linda: Well...this is awkward...

My friends a Jehovahs Witness. He got all pissed at me because he tried to tell me a knock knock joke and I ignored him.......i totally stole this joke lol.

why was the boy mad? He had a lot of homework that evening

What did the man with one eye say to the woman with one leg at 2 p.m? Good afternoon.

A man walks into a Library.... And asks for a book.

why did the crops die? because a deranged clown sprayed them with liquid nitrogen.

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter because he won't come anyways.

An American, a Mexican, and a black guy all walked into the same bar. Why did the 'BEWARE OF METAL BAR' sign have to be in japanese?!

Why was the white man's girlfriend a whore? Because she engaged in sexual relations with a multitude of other men.

If you're jumping rope, and both the tires are flat, how much frosting would it take cover the staircase? Rocket!

Q) What did the farmer say who'd lost his tractor? A) Where's my tractor?

One Direction has 12 letters. So does gayyyyyyyyyy. Coincidence? I think not.

whats the best kind of chocolate bar? a larsbar

What did the man think as the foul baseball flew rapidly toward his face? Oh man, I thought my tickets were to an NBA game.

What do you call a person with an eye patch, no arms, and a mohawk? A person with an eye patch, no arms, and a mohawk.

A man walks into a bar. There is no one there.

What was so funny about my sister getting raped? Nothing, there's never anything funny about someone getting raped, especially when it is a close friend or family member

What is black and burns really well? charcoal.

What is a ghost's favorite appetizer? Ghosts aren't real.

What did the blonde say when she fell out of a tree? Nothing, she shattered her trachea upon landing.

What do you call a Caucasian in Russia? Russian.

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