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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's easier than taking candy from a baby? Almost nothing.

Why do black people like fried chicken? Because it's delicous.

What is worse than being lost in the supermarket? Being lost in space.

What's black on top, and white on the bottom? Rape.

What do you call an animal killed on the side of the road? A false accusation towards an inanimate object that has no other purpose then providing a safe and smooth ride for drives all around the world.

Why can't you lie to atoms? Because they make up everything!

Wanna here a funny joke? Will is straight HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA hes gay

Why was the baby flying? Because it's face was stapled to the propeller of a helicopter.

Colloqiual irregularities are a significant part of the English language, and excellent example of this is between can and may.

A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'who the f*ck let a horse in here, get it out now'.

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, I'm blind.

Whats red and tastes like parsley? Not Red Parsley

What is white but you can't see it? A bottle of milk around the corner.

Why is Michael Jackson bad at checkers? Cause he's dead.

A man walks outside and sits down to eat his sandwich.

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he has no sense of living and no muscles to move.

3 men walk into a bar. The 4th one ducks.

How do you stop a train? You stand in front of it.

What do you call a cat with no ears? Anything you fucking well like. Cats can't understand speech.

Why did the flight attendant look scared every time every time she saw a muslim get on the airplane? Because her family got murdered in front of her before she came to work

A black man is like a sledge hammer; if you compare him to a sledge hammer, he will hit you with a sledge hammer.

What do you call two spaniards talking in French. Bilingual.

I got into an argument with my friend the other day. He contested that the onion was the only food that could make you cry, so I beat his wife to death with a coconut,

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