Why was the ginger crying? Because they used him as the fire hydrant.

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What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

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What do you get when you cross the ocean with a dinosaur? Wet.

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If life hands you lemons you're probably a hippy because you know someone named 'life'

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You are right, the past still has its claws deep within me thank you friend.

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What have you got there? Hitler's gas bill... Oh.. don't show him that, he'll be furious Whys that? He can't read.

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What is the difference between a bright red Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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Why was the bartender's baby crying upstairs? Because it was being raped.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm allergic to both Now I'm dead

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Did you hear about the dyslexic atheist that doesn't believe in god? His disorder has no effect on his belief system.

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Why is Obama black Because his parents were black

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Why did helen kellers dog committ suicide? You would to if you had massive clinical depression.

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A baby seal walks into a club. :|

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind and deaf.

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person 1: hey! guess what? person 2: what? person 1: i once saw a brown polar bear

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what did charlie sheen do when his ex wife insulted him? he horribly abused her

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What do you call a girl with no legs? Disabled.

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Three men walk into a bar they suffer permanent brain damage, and completely lose their basic cognitive abilities. They will never be able to speak to one another again.

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What's the easiest way to make new friends? With Play-Doh.

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The asian boy only did an hour of study....... nothing was heard of him after his mum found out

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- What's better than just sitting on a couch in a summerhouse with a bottle of wine and reading a good book? - An orgy.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Very few things are worse than this international tragedy Over six million people died, most of them tortured before they died. But stepping on a thumb tack is way up there

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What happened when Susie fell off the Ferris Wheel? There was an open seat.

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How did the old man die? His family locked him in the basement and then burned the house

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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