- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are blue Violets are red It's fascinating what genetic engineering can do

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Get a ladder and help him down

Why did Billy start crying? Because he was abandoned at a young age- and was bullied since childhood in the orphanage.

An asian is doing math hw then his dad drives through the door

Superman wears chuck Norris pajamas Just kidding superman is a fictional character and is uncapable Of owning pajamas

Joker: Knock knock Batman: Who's there Joker: Not your parents

What do you call a fridge painted red and brown? A fridge.

What did a Blond do in the Desert? She got lost after Falling of a flying carpet

I wanted to burn alot of calories so i found a fat kid and set him on fire. :3

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How do you paint a wall red? Throw a baby at it.

What do family members and a loaf of bread have in common? If you smash them with a hammer they die.

Q: What did the doctor say to his wife? A: Penis.

What do you call a chicken that can't lay eggs? a rooster

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Why did Suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

Q: what did Don Draper do after he saw an attractive woman at the ABC store? A: went home and thought about her while drinking his scotch.

what are three short words? i a am

Biggest lie in America: Sorry, that was my last stick of gum.

Roses are red Violets are blue These are facts that many people know

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme. This one doesn't.

How do you find the richest person in Mexico? You take a survey of all citizens that live in the country of Mexico, find the wealth of each individual person, and whoever has the most money is the richest person in Mexico.

What do you call a Middle Eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

Why did the toddler fall in the pool? He was irresponsibly left unattended outside and tripped on the edge of the pool. He died within two minutes and his parents were blamed for his death.

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