- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What color is the grass on Bob's lawn? Bob lives in a apartment.

What do you call a guy with an ax in his chest? An ambulance.

None of the sex jokes are not funny or not funny. They're just inappropriate.

why did Sarah fall off the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? not sarah

Yo' mom is so fat, She should probably consider a low fat diet in which no more than 30% of the calories are from fat.

Q:what does your face and this site have in common? A:both are poorly constructed

French man: Bonjour! English man: um, i am not french! french man: oh, My chat is on this beautiful country! Her name is Valentina! English man: What you poo in the open and name them?

A man gets a new job working for his boss. Later, he beats his boss in a fight, quits his job, and starts his own business. Historians later concluded that the man's life would serve as a perfect national allegory for the USA.

What is up, the color blue and has a face? the sky. there is no face.

What do you call a college student who never studies? An irresponsible person

Whats a black and white and red all over? i dont know...who spends their time researching this kind of stuff

When life gives you lemons you are like "how did I get these lemons?"

A: Doctor doctor help me! B: Sorry, I'm not actually a doctor, stop calling me that!

Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? She was blind.

What disease did Harry Styles get? 1Infection! (if you don't know, Harry Styles is 1direction's manager)

what's gray, red, and goes over a 100 mph? a toad in a blender

What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends on what its name is.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem, Penis knuckle.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I've got a shotgun, Give me the money.

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What's the difference between my girlfriend and a dead baby? I don't make out with my girlfriend after sex.

what do you call an icy road? dangerous.

Why did the man think he was hungry? Answer: Because his brain told that he needed to Eat or he was going to be really hungry. Made by eli

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