- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was the kid sitting in a wooden chair? Because at the early age of four he was diagnosed with cancer and genital warts!

What does 2 + 2 equal? 4

How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans

Why did the man trip over the kitten? He was blind.

Why did Susie drop her ice cream? She was hit by a bus. Knock-knock. Who's there? Not Susie.????

How do you find out the population of Mexico? The census.

Why did Bob scream "Nurrrrrrrrr!!"?.....because he was mentally challenged.

what do you call an octopus with 9 tentacles? a male octopus

what happened when joey asked the teacher to go to the restroom? The Teacher said "yes you may go to the restroom," not even putting into consideration that joey was a ginger and discriminating him because of it.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

There's a Mexican and a black guy in a car... Who's driving? The Cop!!!

Hamsters are a lot like cigarettes. They're completely harmless until you put one in your mouth and light it on fire.

A cripple and a Jew walk into a bar. They sit down and begin to discuss all the stigmas that they have faced their entire lives. The conversation goes on for an hour, at which point a black man walks in. Just then, the bar explodes and they all die.

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Ben." Ben who?" "Ben Dover!" "Ben,it's been 7 years. I already moved on and have a new husband and family. Stop coming here or I'm calling the police."

what is awesome but stupid at the same time? school i lied about the awesome part :p

When does a cat not land on its feet? When it has paws.

A man was complaining about not getting enough sleep. He was then raped.

Two men fought over a bag of peanuts. The peanuts won.

What's brown and smells of chocolate? Chocolate or something dipped in chocolate but that might also smell of something else - like bananas.

What do you call a black man eating a chair. I don't know and this is highly unlikely because chairs are inedible therefore this circumstance is impossible.

what did a poor guys get for christmast ? brain tumor.

Why was little Johnny crying? He is regularly raped by his father.

Why did Tommy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Tommy.

What happens when you throw a red rock into a blue ocean. The rock gets wet.

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