Roses are red Violets are blue Call the cops girl They can't unrape you

A B C D E F G.... Gummy bears are chasing me 1 is red, 1 is blue 1 is tryin to steal my shoe now i'm running for my life cuase the red 1 has a knife

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What did one viking say to the other viking? I don't know, it was in Danish

What does a salmon and a falcon have in common They both live underwater except for the falcon.

why did the chicken cross the road? it wanted to why did the bubble gum cross the road? it was on the chickens foot

What will your friend do after you kill him? Nothing, he is dead.

I17. I17. I17. That was my best impression of a Bingo caller.

What does a female Nazi call a tampon? A twatskika.

Hey, I just met you And this is crazy I have Alzheimer's Hey, I just met you

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

What' worse than random Holocaust jokes? The Holocaust

What do you call a chicken with three eyes? One that flew over the cuckoo's nest.

What's the difference in a big brother and a wee brother? Ones big, ones small.

Kade was sad. He had finally got a girlfriend when he realized he actually liked men.

Why did the camel cross the road? He was off to see the wizard, the wonderful wizard of OZ.

What do you get from M&M bags? M&Ms.

1+1=2

If little jimmy has five candy bars and he eats three, what does little jimmy have? Diabetes

Q: what smells like cheese and tastes like cheese? A: cheese

If X = 3 and Y = 7, what is X + Y = ? It doesn't matter. You forgot to put your name on the test which means you got an automatic fail.

jordan godfrey is good looking lolololol

How do you make a baby stop crying for the rest of its life? Shoot it in the face.

What's worse than a bag of dead babies? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Jews.

Anti Joke

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