- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how did the fat man survive the plane crash? he didn't, he died like everyone else.

Why did the man leave anti-joke.com? Because he realized that it was time for dinner and the ham was burning.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? He said "Get in the car".

A woman buys a man a Valentine's Day present.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? You shouldn't call him anything. He needs help. -Tag

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm using my hand but thinking of you.

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Knock knock Whos there Who Who who Don't stutter it was just a joke

What happen when the man preposed to his girlfriend? He regretted for the rest or his life.

What is the diffrence between you and I. I am not sure because i have not meet you yet

Q: What did Bob want for dinner? A: Cheese Burger, Fries, Coke, No Beverage

Did you hear about the kidnapping in Pennsylvania? He woke up...

Whats the difference between a pizza and a black man. A pizza can feed a family of five.

Have you heard of the lawnmower joke? No neither have I

What's the difference between cancer and my grandmother? She doesn't have cancer.

Your mumma is so fat that she wears large clothes.

Why did the young teenager cut class? To cut himself! Get it?! Its a pun!

Yo mamas so tan she might get skin cancer

What did the irishman say when he walked into a bar? Ouch

What was Jenna's favourite ice cream flavour? Keyword; was, she's dead now

Why did a girl get an STD? She had sex.

Why Did Suzie fall of the swing? She has Polio and will die the Next Day

What did the cow say to the butcher? At least I'm not a Jew.

Yo momma is so stupid when she drove to Disney World she saw that said "Disney World Left" so she turned on her turn signal and made a left turn. She promptly arrived at Disney World but realized she had left her wallet at the hotel.

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