Wath black poeple eat for christmas your food.

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"Why did Suzie fall off the swing?" "She had no arms." "What did Suzie get for Christmas?" "Cancer." "What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a tub of dead babies?" "I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage." "What did Suzie get for Christmas from me?" "My tub of dead babies."

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How did the little boy get out of the forest? -He didnt, he was devoured by a pack of wovles.

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Ducks smell too dog like animal farms riverside Chinese tofu hat hairy and eat beanie.

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How many easily offended people does it take to change a light bulb? Shut up, that's not funny!

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The chickens have become self-aware!

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "My wife is dying of terminal brain cancer."

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A red-head, a brunette and a blond are trapped on an island 10km from civilization. The red-head swims 1.5km's, but is to tired, so she swims back to the island. The brunette swims 3km's, but is too tired, so she swims back to the island. After watching the first two fail, the blond evaluates the situation and decides that she does not possess the swimming ability required to reach the 5km point (At which swimming back to the island becomes equally as far as swimming to civilization), and instead stays on the island and creates a signal fire out of bits of debris scattered on the island, getting rescued within hours.

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So this guy is waiting for a heart transplant. He dies.

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What's worst that cancer? Murder porn

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What does it take to play in the WNBA? Nothing....

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one does, too.

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Why were the Dinosaurs wiped out? Porridge.

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Q: Why did the son of the dad who went fishing with him die? A: Well, he was either eaten by a shark or drowned while being the bait before that.

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why was 6 afraid of 7? because seven is a murdering sociopath

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Why did the man throw his son out the window? His house was on fire

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Why did the boy hate his mom? She was a fucking bitch.

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How do you scare a plumber? Kill his family.

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What did Rachel (the columbine girl) get for her birthday?? Nothing she's dead.

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what do you give a little girl with no arms no legs and who lives in a orfanidge for christmas?.................................... nothing because no parent wants a freak kid

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What's brown and red? I lied about the red, it's dirt.

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whats the worst kind of homework? child abuse

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What is long, hard, cries a lot, and can't fall down a man-hole? A baby with a javelin through its neck.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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