- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor! why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. why did the farmer cross the road? To get his chicken. Why didnt the farmer make it to the other side? He was hit by his tractor.

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Q. Why did the blonde die drinking milk? A. she was shot in the head by a 22.

Why did the jews get off the bus? Because i threw a fridge at it

Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a mission for N.A.S.A.

a guy was waiting for his date, then she arrived and they went happily to the cinema

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw 'em.

How many blonde chicks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two. One to set the house on fire, and the other to call 119.

What did the frog say to the goat? Nothing frogs can't talk.

Fred: Hey man where were you last night. Steve: Why don't yo ask yo mama.

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? Two piles of dead babies.

why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it got hit by a bus.

what is black and is a really bad neighbor. your bad neighbor wearing a black shirt.

what starts with 's' and ends in 'ex' and muslims get a stiffy from it semtex.

What did the waitress do when the man asked for pizza? She ran away

Why did the baby die? Because he was shot in the head repeatedly

DONT think about ELEPHANTS. Your thinking about elephants now.

Abe Lincholn had a son, But he died

Why couldn't the little boy open his bedroom door? He was dead.

What did the plane say to the twin towers? Boom

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Q: What did a rock say to a Another Rock? A: Don't take things for Granite!

What happens when you search andreas' mum in google? You are redirected to man porn

Ask me if I'm a human. Are you a human? Yes.

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