- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the different between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my penis up your butthole

Why the FFUUU did you go back? Because I broke something huur.

Why do depressed people like sharp knives? Cause there good for cutting Salad

why did the boys run from Michael Jackson? because they thought he was a ghost

A jumper cable walks into a bar. The bartender says, "I'll serve You, but don't start anything."

Q. Why did the chick go to KFC? A. To visit his mother

Why did suzie fall off the swing? Cause she had no arms. Why didn't she get back on the swing? cause she had no legs. Why didn't anyone help her up? Cause she had no friends. Why did she stay their all night? cause she had no family.

What is the difference between tea pot and shinkansen? shinkansen is very quick train and tea pot is traditional piece of dishes..

Q. How do you kill 5000 flies? A. Slap a afraican in the face.

Why didn't Joe want to stand up? Because he had no legs!

If you want to make the little things count, teach midgets maths!

I think my son might be gay. He's started to listen to Justin Bieber, and last week I walked in on him engaging in penetrative anal sex with one of his friends.

What is the best joke ever? 1D

What would u like to drink?

How does an Asian person get overweight? By eating food with a great amount of calories and not burning then off in time.

-Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? -She had no arms. -Knock, knock. Who's there? -Not Sally.

whats worse than a worm in your apple? the Holocaust

Your Mamma So Fat The Old Thing That Block's Her From Destroying Kid's Party's Is The Front Door

Q-Why did the man fall out of the behemoth A- he had no legs

Why can't bob fix it? I through a frige at him.he died.

One day, I was talking to a lamp on the phone, when I realized I had called the wrong lamp.

What does little Tommy and a tomato have in common? They are both vegetables. Oh wait, a tomato is a fruit.

What do you call a black man on the moon - A Problem What do you call 5 black men on the moon - A Bigger Problem What do you call every black person on the moon - Problem Solved!

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