- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did John say to Tim Hi I'm John

Where did Sally go when the bomb hit her? Everywhere

What's the thing that freaks guys out the most? When you're about to have sex with a girl and it turns out she had a penis and it's bigger than yours

Roses are red Violets are purple, and anyone who tells you otherwise is wrong.

How many men does it take to change a light bulb? None, there is nothing wrong with the light bulb.

why ya gotta be so rude? cause i can

What's the difference between Asians and buckets? I don't use Asians to scoop water out of the lake.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Cancer.

whats worse then a child with a dead mom? the baby is still inside.

Why did Lisa fall of the swing? Cause she had no arms... A: Knock Knock B: Whos there? A: Definitely not Lisa....

How do you get a black man out of your seat? You ask him very nicely with a great attitude.

Whats white and can kill you if it falls out of a tree? A refridgerator

Whats the difference between a blonde and a brunette? One is blonde and one is brunette.

Bob: Your mama's so fat, she rolled over four quarters and made a dollar! Todd: YOur mama's so fat, here's a picture of her tied up in my basement. Todd wins the insult war.

Asian women drivers...

A horse walks into a bar and the bar tender asks "Why the long face?" The horse says nothing because its a horse. It then poops on the floor and leaves

AND THE GAME BEGINS ANEW!

A black man and a hispanic man are in a car. Who is driving? The guy who didn't call shotgun.

What happens when you go swimming in the rain? You get wet.

Once there was a ugly barnacle. He was so ugly, everyone died. The end

You know what makes me smile? Face muscles.

Knock Knock Who's There? Ted. Oh, Hey Ted.

Q: What's worse than finding a fly in your soup? A: Getting your face smashed with a hammer.

What's black and breaks your stove when falling from a tree? Your stove

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