- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one duck say to the other duck? Quack.

Why did the black guy cross the road? His car was parked across the street.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

What's black and blue and hates sex? The unfortunate child in a pedophile's basement who the police have yet to find.

what do call a purple animal that eats rocks? A purple rock eater..

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the sloth fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit his mother at the hospital who is dying of cancer.

Your mam is so fat.

What do you call someone who kills a black man? A murderer

If Alex Maitland reads this he is gay

what is the difference of a bag of dead babies and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline

AIDS

Q: what is the best way to pick up jewish chicks. A: with a pickup line and possibly a gift such as chocolates or flowers

Why are all women bad drivers? All of them aren't.

What's blue, orange, and silver all over? Nothing. That's a ridiculous combination of colors.

Why did to plane crash because the pilot was a tomato

Why are bannanas bendy? Because unlike cucumbers bannas are not grown in a tube and are left to grow at their own pace.

What did the vibrator say to the condom? Watch, I'll get laid before you do!!!

A fish walked into a bar. Actually it didn't, since fish can't walk.

Do you know what's funnier than 24? 25

What has 4 legs and doesn't move? A child born in Chernobyl.

Two doctors were performing open heart surgery on a 54-year old woman. The surgery was a success, and she is now living comfortably in Portland, OR. She enjoys sweet tea.

What would Marylin Monroe be doing right now if she was alive? Clawing her way out of her coffin.

Yo momma so fat, when she went out side in a red dress, everyone yelled "HEY, KOOL-AID!"

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