Why is it hard to see a black man in the night? Because its dark out, and he's BLACK.

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what do black and white people have in common? when they dont wear sunscreen, they get sunburnt, except for black people.

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Knock-knock. Who's there? Penguin. Penguin who? Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

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Why did the boy get nothing from Santa on Christmas? His parents died the night before!

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five gay guys stand in a line is it a straight line

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Roses are red Violets are blue Start running Cuz ima F*** you Runn Forest Runn! Jubie

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A gay man walks down a street before being stabbed to death by a homophobe.

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A man walks into a bar and probably sustains serious head injuries and possibly a concussion as most bars are usually made out of solid metals such as iron or steel and is therefore not permitted by his doctor to engage in sports or other rigorous activities for an allotted period of time depending on the degree of his injury.

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Why did Stephen get an A on his test? He held his teacher at gunpoint and forced her to give him a good grade despite the fact he got an F.

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knock knock who's there Romney Romney Who? RON PAUL 2012

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What did michael say to sam? (pedo face) YEH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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I forgot to tell you something I forgot wat it was

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Your mom's so fat that she is going to contract heart disease by age 30.

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Well, I'm naked so I'm going to go.

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how come jenny could not fall asleep? their was a man standing outside her window holding a knife

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What's the difference between a duck? An orange.

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Can you spell iCup? I see you pee?

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Roses are red, Violets are purple.

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A man walks into a bar. Three weeks later he gets a liver transplant.

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Q: How do you know what will happen when the world willl end? A: by experience

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Q: What did the donkey say to the man? A: "Hello there, sir." it was later discovered the man was tripping on the hallucinogen LSD. Later on the man plummeted to his death after being convinced that he was a pterodactyl, and jumping off of a cliff.

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A man is in a bar with a drink A lorry driver comes into the bar and gulps down the guys drink and the guy starts crying the lorry driver says "dont cry ill buy you another" thee guy sas "it's not that today i woke up late for work and when i got there i got fired and then when i went to go home feeling depressed my car doesnt startand so i walk home and i find my wife in bed with the gardener and so i came here to die but you drank my poison"

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? It is unlikely that this situation would occur, as tractors are very large objects and losing one would be very hard, furthermore, tractors are vital agricultural vehicles and most farmers would take care in not misplacing one.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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