- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I am adopted And so are you

Q. What is the difference between an ass kisser and a brown noser? A. Depth Perception.

Why was the blonde so dumb? Because she came from a very poor family and could not afford a decent education

Gary: Stick your tongue out and say "I live in a pirate ship" Bruce: sticks tongue out "I lib inna pile of shiiit."

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Man 1- What's red, black, and white all over? Man 2- What? Man 1- Half a penguin! Man 2 became seriously disturbed from this joke, as he saw the movie Happy Feet two days ago. He went to intense therapy and became mentally deranged.

How do you make a miner sad? You cut his d*ck off then feed it to his family.

A dog is always in the pushup position.

Your dad walked into a bar. It was a gay bar.

What did the cheerleader get for christmas? Money, because she's a stupid w hore

Chuck Norris got hit by a train. It was a very bloody and sad incident and he will be missed.

How did the Mexican get into the United States? He applied for a Visa and was granted authorization to live and work in the United States on a permanent basis.

Your mother is so morbidly obese that she greatly exceeds the necessary recommended serving sizes of each meal.

Why did the chicken cross the road To walk back

"Why did the chicken cross the road? ... To get to your house. Knock knock." "Who's there?" "The chicken"

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why not?

a man walked into a bar because he needed a part time job to support his family.

why did the plane crash ? Because a loaf of brad was flying it, and Loaves of bread don't fly planes

Q: What do you call a basement full of blondes? A: A whine cellar.

Q: Why couldn't the blonde add 10 and seven on a calculator? A: She couldn't find the 10 key.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock, knock Who's there? Not Susie

What do an asian, a black man, and a Mexican all have in common? They all belong minorites that at one time have been outcast by society

shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay, pringles,

What did the black man do for his science project Which is better homemade or colonel sanders?

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