If you call a quiz a quizzicle, what do you call a test? A set of questions or problems used as a means of evaluating the abilities, aptitudes, skills, or performance of an individual or group.

Why did David Hasselhoff talk to his car? Because it was KIT from knight Rider and had voice recognition software and so could understand him

What has 2 wheels and looks like a bike? A bike.

what food wouldn't you take on holiday with you? any its all inclusive

Q: What's not funny and has three wheels? A: The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels and about not being funny.

What happens when you get your leg caught in an elevator door? Nothing. It is likely that the elevator has advanced sensory components that won't allow the door to close on your leg.

A cat walks into a bar, the bartender says "pussy?"

Why was the asian boy abused? He got an B in math

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist

Did you know? that if you were to stretch out all your organs to see how far theyd stretch? youd die.

Still Carrying Heavy Pet Food? That sucks

How did Mary fall off the swing? She got hit by a fridge.

Obama One Big Ass Mistake America

"knock, knock" "who is there?" Gestapo

My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well, I was amazed, I never knew they worked

Knock Knock: I have full blown AIDS

what long green and bumpy? a pickle

You'er moma is so stupied that she climbed over the glass window to see what on the other side

Roses are Red Violets or Red Trees are Red HOLY SH*T MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!

Wanna here a funny joke... Trevor michael dyess's social life.

What do you call a blind person? Mack Despard

What has two legs but can't walk A paraplegic

*Knock Knock* Who's there? It's Jeff. Hi there Jeff, come in, the doors open.

Hello, can I order a cheeseburger?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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