- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:What did Sandy say to Spongebob? A:Nothing, They were both crushed by the water pressure of being on the bottom of the ocean.

Why didn't Lucas want to go down the slide? He was scared.

My little league baseball coach measured the team for cups. Its 9 years later and we still dont have those cups.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet up with his friend that was on the other side.

What do you call a black person playing basketball? An athlete

whats fat round and mentally special? PeterPanMyHero!

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Why was New Zealand attacked by Australia? New Zealand attacked Australia due to a teritorial dispute. The war lasted for 3 years with over 150000 deaths.

Why did the black man cross the road? To escape from his owner.

Why did the Hispanic man have drugs in his pocket? He had just gone to the pharmacy.

Be careful not to say Betelgeuse 3 times, because if you say Betelgeuse 3 times, then Betellllwoow that was close.

Why don't nuns wear bras? Because god supports everything!

I hate Mondays, the man said as he drove to work. Fortunately for him, it was a Wednesday.

A kid walks into a bar. He leaves wasted.

A man walks into a bar falls into the street and gets run over. It was very tragic

Sidney Crosby walks into a bar. Except its a metal bar like a pole so he gets another concussion.

Roses are black Violets are black A black person died

what is red, white, and spins around real fast? a baby in a washing machine

Your mother is so fat, she appeals to my secret fetish.

Roses are black. Violets black. Guns are black. My van is black.

Where did little susie go during the explosion? Everywhere :) What color were her eyes? Blue. One blew this way and one blew the other way. :p Knock, knock Who's there? Not susie :)

why did superman die, aids he got from wonder women

Q: How do you shoot blue flames from your hands? A: You start to duck and lean forward quickly before you fully reach to duck as you punch as hard as you can, a blue flame should come out as Japanese bullshit automatically spews out of your mouth. It should not take more than a try or two...

what the deference between a priest and acne well the acne doesn't come on the kids face tell hes thirteen

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