A black man walks into a bar with a lovely parrot on his shoulder. The bartender asks "hey where did you get that Africa says the parrot...

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Why did the black man lose his leg? Because he was kidnapped and tortured.

What happens when Chuck Norris and Mr. T get into a car accident? They trade insurance information.

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How do you blindfold an Asian person? With a blindfold

why did scooba steeve loose his flippers? because his head imploded after reaching an extremley high pressure point at the bottom of the ocean. unable to live, his memory was a bit less persistant.

what dyu call a bunch of white guys on a bench? the NBA

What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a girl? Consensual sexual intercourse between two young adults.

Why couldn't the girl call her boyfriend? Because she is homeless and can't afford to buy a phone.

Why did Henry fall down the stairs? Nobody knows, nobody cares. Poor Henry.

If the Earth is square, why are trees smart? because you touch yourself at night

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Q: What did the Jewish man get for Christmas? A: Nothing, he's Jewish.

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- Why the black people smell? - To let even the blind person hate them.

Why did the african kid die He was mauled by a tiger in a zoo

11/9 Americans won't get this joke.

Guess what. Butts. www.youtube.com/c/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

The Piglodocus has been featured in films such as "Jurassic Pork" and "Land before Swine".

What happens when you put a baby, a dog and a cat in the same bag They will all most likely suffocate if left in the bag too long

what's black and white and red all over? nothing... it's red

one time someone wrote an anti-joke, hoping for lots of likes, which give one a sense of validation. nope.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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