There are only three kind of people: people who can count and people that can't count

What did the plant say to the human. Nothing.

i remember when i was a child i wanted a skateboard but my parents would never buy me one so late one night i crept downstairs and got a hammer and some wood and i beat them to death my foster parents baught me 5 skateboards

Mario walks into a bar A yak walks into a bar An orange walks into a bar 30 men barf in a juicy yot

What's the difference between Tom and Jerry? One is a cat, and the other is a mouse.

Knock Knock there's a doorbell

If at first you don't succeed, go kill yourself

Words with two W's or N's in them are awkward and unnecessary.

Why did the black guy have a bunch of marihuana? He was the owner of a shop that sold it for medical purposes.

What do you call a black person who puts out fires? a firefighter

My great grandfather died in a concentration camp. The poor guy fell off the guard tower.

Why did the plane leave late? Because they were out of Kellogg's® Breakfast Cereal.

I like my women how I like my coffee; without a penis.

What's the difference between jokes and anti-jokes? Anti-jokes aren't funny.

What happens when you get hit in the face? You get hurt.

How many black people does it take to solve a complex physics equation? Trick question

Why did the chicken cross the road? Against city ordinates, an old woman was keeping chickens in her suburban back yard. One escaped, and there was no where else to go.

Q: How do you confuse a blond A: You don't they are born that way

WHATS A GREAT RAVE TUNE KANE !!!!! TUCKER !!!!!!!! DUH DUH DUH DUH DUH !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Have you ever had Ugandan food? Neither have they.

What's funnier than 100 dead babies? Everything.

why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was scary.. made by Kevin Kool

Yo momma's so ugly that she could not find another partner after the tragic death of your father

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Parkinsons, ;oshgfs;jgbRHG

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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