- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red,Here's something new ,violets are violets,not ******* blue

How are a chicken and a grape similar? They're both round. Except the chicken.

So, a Turtle, a Giraffe, and a Hippopotamus walk into Stop-N-Shop. They are quickly excorted out and the Zoo is contacted to take the wild animals. The Manager wonders why they were there in the first place.

Roses are red violets are blue I have five fingers the middle one is for you.

Susan went to Chemistry class, Susan is no more. For what she thought was H20 was H2S04 (sulfuric acid.)

if you can read this you dont' need glasses

Justin Bieber's voice sounds like Michael J. Fox playing a theramin.

A man ate a lot of ice cream he had double bypass surgery 3 months later

Q: Do you know what you can make when you have enough cents? A: Dollars

Q: Why is little Timmy living without his parents? A: He is ninety seven years old!

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What do you call postman pat without a job? Pat.

Why do teens say "dude?" They feel unloved at home and must know that they posses a strong relationship with their peers, and in fact, cannot maintain a proper friendship due to the four letter word known as "dude."

XD That one was awesome Nero, for a moment I was really wondering if you refer towards a tough guy as yourself as a boy. Now you pretty lucky I like tough guys, and you always have a savage joke at hand don't you?

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Why couldn't Helen Keller Drive? Because she was a woman.

There once was a man called steve, His name was steve

Q: why did the prisoner drop his soap? A: easy sex

Roses are Red Your Face Has Turned Blue This Pillow I have Is Smothering You

Why do undertakers wear ties? Because their profession is very serious, and it is important that their appearance has a degree of gravitas.

knock knock. who's there? interrupting black lady. wha....... ehmmm hmmmm!

Why did I call 87 yr old Jamie McMeanBully a douche bag? Because he's sterile

I gotta friend named Michael Nugyen and he dishonored his family. Did I mention he was asian ( he live in tampa fl )

A chicken rode into town on a horse named Friday. He was later shot by a dyslexic Russian dinosaur.

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