- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Was the worlds most expensive comedian any fun? Well, he was funny, but they where all cheap laughs. Moral: Expensive jokes are expensive.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Why did the shark eat the girl? Because she was ugly

Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken is subject to speculation.

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What did the White guy say to the Black Guy? Nothing... he looked him up and down and spat at him instead.

A guy walks in to a bar and says to the bartender "I'm fed up with all these 'guy walks into a bar' jokes on anti-joke. The bartender says "I have no idea what you're talking about".

A Quadriplegic walks into a bar.

Your momma's so dumb, she has below average IQ.

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a man walks into a bar. it was a metal bar. his balls hurt.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Someone said "catch" and threw a bowling ball at him.

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whats the difference between 69 and 6.9 theres a period in the middle

A woman gets into the front seat of a car and starts driving.

What's worse than an asian driver? A blindfolded asian driver.

Why was the little boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

How do you find out the population of Mexico? The census.

Why did the President fall down? He was assassinated. -mattobrado

A blonde, a brunette, and a red head walk into a bar. You think they should have ducked?

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a screaming goat

Person 1: Hey how's your day? Person 2: Good Person 1: Cool

why did the homeless man die? because everyone does.

What looks like a black book but is actually white? I don't know because it can't look like a black book if it's white.

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