- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a shovel 17 times

What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

what do you do with a fat little chug...kick em in the guts

what do you call a blonde who can't drive? a poor driver

Q: which of the following is a prime number? A: 17

Did you hear about the circus fire? Yes, apparently there were no casualties but all their props and equipment were destroyed, which will set the company back financially, even with the insurance.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

what do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind

How many owls can you fit in a bath tub?

Yo momma's so stupid... she scored poorly on on the SAT, failed to get into a good college, worked at a walmart and lived an otherwise mundane life.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was in a tub of KFC

What was Mozart's favorite vegetable? Aspara-gus.

Why did the chicken cross the road ( The chicken says) I dream of a world where a chicken can cross the road without having morals questioned.

my girlfriend had a weird fetish, she used to dress up like herself and act like a bitch all the time.

I'm getting sick of holocaust jokes can't you Nazi Anne Frankly I'm sick of it

There once was a man from Nantucket, Who had an average-sized penis he only used during monogamous sex with his spouse.

Why did the black man eat lucky charms? Because it was breakfast time and he was hungry.

Why was the man white? Because he wasn't black. All credit goes to Caravel.

There once was a man from Nantucket, who had his car stolen and wasn't very happy so called the police.

Whats faster than a black guy with a tv? His brother who is a dentist and drives a fast sports car.

Why is elmo sad? He was brutally raped by Dora :D

Why did the chicken cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

what do you call a black man flying a plane? a pilot. what do you call a woman flying a plane? 9/11.

A black person goes up to the drive through at popeye's, what did they say? Nothing, it was closed.

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