- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Knock knock! Who's there? Fck. Fck who? F*ck you.

Knock Knock Who’s there? Wolf Wolf who? Wolf who!? Is that really the first question that comes to mind when confronted with a talking wolf?

knock knock Dave's not here.

Do you know what happens to a toad when it's struck by lightning? The same thing that happens to everything else.

What's brown and sticky? Poop.

Why did the car's airbag go off? He hit a boy eating his ice cream

What did the black man buy at the store? Nothing he has no money

Why is it a bad idea to stand in a thunder and lightning storm with a metal rod? Because you will get wet from the rain.

A policeman walks into a pretzel shop. He sees two freshly baked pretzels. One was a salted.

why did suzie fall off the swing? she had no arms why did suzie get hit by a bus? she was blind knock knock whos there? not suzie.

drugs.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Playing hide and seek with Dennis Ferguson

What's worst than a worm in your apple? Finding your mom in a porno.

Your mother is so fat; I love fat fat people.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To get to the other side

Knock Knock Opens door because they were expecting visitors

Why is Megan Fox so hot? Because the air conditioning broke.

Justin Bieber's gay!! My butt is sexier!(;

If a tree falls on a woman and there is no one around to hear it, she was probably lonely.

what did the anorexic girl eat today? nothing..

Just checked my Tesco burgers in the fridge and they're still within the use by date.

How does a Welshman take a shit? Like anyone other human being does.

What happened to the boy after his life saving surgery? He died of an unrelated disease.

How do you wake a sleeping bear? Kick it.

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Knock knock! Who's there? F*ck. F*ck who? F*ck you.