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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a bag of dead babies? A: I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline.

how do make a condom fly around the room? Piss it off!

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A duplicate joke on anti-joke.com in an attempt to get thumbs up. Sad, sad people...

Why were 5 tall white guys sitting on a bench? They were in the NBA

What's the difference between a dead baby and an orange? One is a deceased human infant and the other is a delicious citrus fruit.

Why couldn't the black guy support his family? He was only 3 years old.

A snail buys a car from a dealership, and then asks the manager if he could paint a large S on the side of the car. The manager agrees, and the snail drives away. From the parking lot, the manager sees the car go straight on to the highway and get hit by a truck. Unfortunately, snails cannot drive.

Whats the difference between a Ferrari and an erection? I dont have a Ferrari!!

What is worst than a black guy hanging on a tree. A burnt black guy hanging on a tree

How do you make a plumber cry You kill it's family

Your Mom was so fat he made herself Liposuction Twice

A man walks into a bar. As he walks in, numerous people turn their heads in awe. Is it... it can't be. It's Paul McCartney, the famous musician! "Oh - I'm not Paul McCartney". The man then said. "I just look a lot like him. Sorry." "Awww. That's a shame." said John Lennon, disappointed.

How do you get Jake snow to shut up? Say shut up

A Jew ran into a wall with a boner. He broke his nose first.

Your mom is soo black , she can go naked to a funeral.

What do Helen Keller and Beethoven have in common? They both died wondering what the hell their last words were.

Granny porn!

Yo mommas so stupid, she has a slightly below average IQ.

When an anvil and a feather are dropped off a building the anvil will hit the ground first because it's heavy

what is behind your butt? DEEZ NUTS

Why did the farmer cross the road? To catch the chicken

Ernie: "Hey Jim, how many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop?" Jim then breaks down and cries deeply at Ernie's question as the fact that he was born without a tongue continues to slowly tear him apart.

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