What's the difference between bird flu and swine flu? If you have bird flu, you need tweetment. If you have swine flu, you need oink-ment.

An Asian walks into a bar and says, "1???????????"

Why was the little boys mom watching tv in the living room? Better question why is she out of the kitchen.

How many people can you fit in an oven? Six million, according to Hitler.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was in the oven because the farmer was cooking it for dinner.

Me John Kasich! Me win Ohio primary!

whats the difference between a black and a bunk bed? a bunk bed can support 2 kids.

Jesse gives his mom the stick for breakfast

If you listen to Justin Beiber all day long, what do you become? Very hungry and thirsty. And you need to go to the restroom.

what did hitler say when the allies invaded germany i did NAZI that coming

Two cows were in a feild, one said "moo" and the other said "i was going to say that!"

i see trees are green, Roses are red, Violets are blue and i think to myself What a Wonderful World

A Bull walks into a bar. it killed three people by the fact it was a Bull

A priest, a Muslim and a Rabbi sit next to each other on a plane they say nothing to each other during the flight and reach their destinations safely.

What did the one Brick say to the other Brick? We have the same name.

Doctor! doctor! I feel like a bridge! That's the least of your problems you've got cancer by ndc

Calling your penis a chose because it's small and fat.

Why do midgets laugh when they run? Because the grass tickles their balls.

Wht did noah7262 cross the road? to abandon his friends and play Modern Warfare 3 on xbox live. asshole.

Why did the boy's house get destroyed? It was bombed.

Why couldn't the blind man see his friend? He was behind him.

How do you keep a woman from driving your car? Shoot her.

Why did Sally drop her ice cream cone? Because she had no arms. Knock, Knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

what did "A" and "B" look for when they went to the beach? what are you talking about? letters cannot travel!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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