Ian: Your Mama's so dumb, she tried to commit suicide off a sidewalk. Dan: Yea, and when that didn't work she hanged herself.

What would you do for a Klondike bar? Pay a reasonable sum of money.

Woman: do u want to watch Snakes on a Plane? Man: sure, what is it about? Woman: It's about a horse on a boat

An Irish man walks into a bar, and then realizes that he's walked into the wrong establishment (He was looking for an upscale restaurant.)

Ha ha. You've wasted your life, sucker!

What did the fat man say to everyone? Hey everyone! I am i fat man!

My mother's star sign was Cancer. Ironic how she died really. She was attacked by a giant crab.

why can't hellen keller eat a pizza? because she is dead.

What do you call a group of white males wearing hoods and setting fires? Cold

'I had a surprise test today.' 'What happened?' 'I was really surprised.'

Roses are red, violets are blue, i got a boner, from looking at you

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme, Some don't.

A fat man walks into a gym, and comes out fatter

Here's a riddle: What can you catch, but not throw? A really heavy ball, or STDs.

Q: Why do geese fly in a V? A: It's more aerodynamic.

How do you make a clown stop smiling? Hit him in the face with an axe.

What was Joe's old name? Joe, I lied about the old part.

What did the Dildo say to the banana? Nothing, unless you're high on acid.

What's similar between a black man and jelly babies? Nothing

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

Q: Why did Jesus die for our sins? A: He didn't.

What did the deaf girl get for Christmas? Nothing, she was Jewish

I'm so hungry I could eat a horse and chase the jockey.

What do you call an animal with 4 legs ? A dog...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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