- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who is the most vile man in Britain? Jerry Carr, the guy who works at the casino.

A bison trots into a bar. The bartender says, "My pee makes bubbles in the toilet." Amazed by the urination fact, the bison explodes.

What does a black kid get for Christmas? Your bike

A baby seal walks into a club.

What do I have in common with your mum? We're in the same bed right now.

One,two,skip a few... five,six,seven,eight...(and so on ad infinitum)

Roses are red, Violets are blue, when the bass droped, my balls did too.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

Hickory dickory dock. Two mice ran up the clock. The clock struck one; The other escaped with minor injuries.

Why did the girl eat a cookie? Because cookies are good.

What is stupid, black and high? A stupid black kite.

How do you make your father cry? Poke him in the eye with a shovel, then continue to lower his self esteem with insults.

What is the diffrence between you and I. I am not sure because i have not meet you yet

What did the Rabbit say to the horse? They are both completly differebt species and cannot communicate. Therefore, the rabbit said nothing.

/\ The joke above was really dumb. \/ The joke below is pretty good.

You had better thumbs up this post.

What did the mental patient say to the apple? She didn't say anything because she was a catatonic schizophrenic.

Q:What did Batman say to Robin just before they got into the Batmobile? A:"Robin get in the Batmobile"

Why did the ceiling fall down? Because there weren't any walls.

How do you have sex with 9 giraffes? you don't because that's weird

What's worse than a piece of food stuck between your teeth? I don't know, what? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

A black guy, a jew, and an asian walk into a bar, have a beer each, and then leave, because they have high-paying jobs and don't want to risk getting DUIs.

you know whats not funny white boards.

What starts with P and ends with ORN? Popcorn! What starts with F and ends with UCK? Firetruck! What starts with S and ends with EX? Spandex!

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