- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than a piece of food stuck between your teeth? I don't know, what? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet You have pancreatic cancer

How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? I dont know lets go play on our bikes.

A man walks into a bar gets drunk gets in his car and has a terrible crash because he was to intoxicated the end.

Q: How do you keep an idiot in suspense? A:

What's the difference between the Hulk and the Thing? One's green.

What did the cancer patient say to the other cancer patient? Nothing, he was dead.

What do you call a Icelandic man? A guy who lives in a snowhouse with a elevator

How do you have sex with 9 giraffes? you don't because that's weird

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his forehead.

roses are red violets are blue I have a knife stand by the door

taking out the trash... at night

Why can't Chuck Norris divide by zero? Because it is impossible, the answer is undefined.

Why didn't they let the black people play baseball? Because they're bigoted bastards.

my wifes star sign is cancer, kinda ironic how she died really..... she got eaten by a giant crab.

An Irishman walked into a bar, except he would call it a pub, because there are slight differences in vocabulary in different regions, 37 minutes later he walked home safely, fed his cat, read some pages of a book he had been reading, turned the light off and went to bed.

a man with a serious lung diesease was brought into a hospital, through continuous care they were not able to save him and he died the following morning.

If people are freaking out about this Kony guy I cant wiat to see the look on their faces when they check in my crawl space.

Q: Did you hear about the blonde who shot an arrow into the air? A: She missed.

Whats brown and a fag? A bundle of sticks

What starts with P and ends with ORN? Popcorn! What starts with F and ends with UCK? Firetruck! What starts with S and ends with EX? Spandex!

A black guy, a jew, and an asian walk into a bar, have a beer each, and then leave, because they have high-paying jobs and don't want to risk getting DUIs.

Why did the chicken cross the road? This website is terrible. Are you servers from 1990? I hope you all get cancer.

Three Jews are hiding under the floorboards. One of them makes a noise and a second Jew elbows him so he'll keep quiet. They are heard and are all caught. It's now their turn to seek because they are playing Hide n' Seek.

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