- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is worse than throwing a dead baby off a cliff? catching one with a pitchfork!!!!

A British man walks into a dentist's office.

What did one liar say to the other liar? I'm very honest.

why does the room smell bad? because there's a dead body under the bed

A man named Jake walks into a bar. The bartender says hi jake... The End

telll someone to ask u if u are a tree then say nooooooo

Q.If your have $6.00 and I have a hair cut, how many donkeys are in the paddock? A. Aliens with a hat????????????

person 1: hey! guess what? person 2: what? person 1: i once saw a brown polar bear

Potatoes have skin, i have skin, so therefore i must be a pig

How do you find the richest person in Mexico? You get the census of income per citizen and see who is at the top.

If rocks were people, what would you call a bunch of marble rolling down a hill? Rocks don't have the ability to be people.

Q: What kind of time is it when you fall from a ladder and are moments from landing straight on a operational circle saw? Moral: ITS TIME TO SPLIT!

Why was 7 afraid of 6? It saw what 6 and 9 do when they're together.

Why couldn't the white guy tell the two asians apart? They were identical twins.

If I was in a room with hitler Osama bin laden and Justin bieber and a gun with 2 bullets. I would shoot Justin bieber twice

Why do bears go to school on Sunday's? They don't, bears don't go to school.

Q: What is red and smells like blue paint? A: Green paint.

What happened to the man who went to a strip bar? What happens to all of us. He died.

What do you feel inside after eating an entire class of pre-schoolers? A stomach ache

How much weight can an ant carry up a mole hill? Ice cream has no bones.

A dog walks into a forest and sees a whale. The dog asks "aren't you supposed to be in the ocean?" The whale replies, "yes."

A life-sized cardboard cut out of Justin Bieber was in a contest with a cut out of Liam Neeson. It was stiff competition.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Today I'll wear a hat on my head Instead of a shoe.

In class a teacher said "Stand up if you think you'r stupid" A kid stands and the teacher ask why? The kid said: "Oh I thought it'd be a bit fair since your standing up.

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