How many nipples are on a raccoon ? I don't raccoono

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what has 52 teeth and holds back a monster? my zipper

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Why was Barack Obama wearing a Justin Bieber T-Shirt and slapping you with a pitchfork? Because you didn't listen to me when I told you to stop doing shrooms

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What do you call a seedless pumpkin? A pumpkin.

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Why is Texas so hot? The sun

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Why was the black family eating at K.F.C? The food there is really good and they had a discount on the family bucket.

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I saw a shooting star. It shot me.

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Yo momma is so stupid that she walked off a cliff.

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How many dead guys does it take to build a shed? None. The contractor did it for 40 dollars an hour using maple wood.

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PS3 has the exerrent technorogy and finersse to make excerrent gaming such as... ...ITS RIDGE RACER! RIIIIIIIIIDGE RACEEEEEEEEEEEER!

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Your mama's so fat, that she died of diabetes

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What does it take to play in the WNBA? Nothing....

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Girl: What's up? Guy: If I told you, would you sit on it?

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roses are refds violet are xaflj;k it sucks having turretts syndroewe

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are you from Tennessee, cause i wanna rip out your throat you piece of dirt

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Q: Whats the difference between a table and a Mexican? A: You tell me.

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What did the black kid down the road get for Christmas? Your Bike.

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Q:what's worse than eating outdated raviolis? A:terminal cancer.

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Q. What is Black, White, and Red all over?? A. A girl just having sex and her Cherry broke all over your dick..

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1:Your reading my text. 2:Your wondering what the point is. 3:Your getting angry. 5:Your going to click thumbs down. 6:But wait! You didn't realize that there was no number 4. 7:Your checking it. 9:Your smiling. 10:Your smiling so much you forgot to check for number 8. 11:Your checking it. 12:Jokes on you.

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Roeses Are Red Violets Are Blue He's The One For Me And Not For You, And If You Try To Take My Place I Will Take My Fist And Smash Your Face(:

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How do you get a clown to stop laughing? You throw an awe at it. Why did Sally fall off the swing? .....I missed the clown

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3 guys are in a car crap manners and shut up.shut up is driving and crape falls out the window so manners goes and gets him. A cop pulls over shut up.he goes what's your name son?shut up.where's your manners boy?over there picking up crape.

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Why was the grandomther crying? She just got pepper sprayed.

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