- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Don't you just hate it when somebody is saying something interesting and they don't finish their sentence?

She Explored My Body, Licked, Sucked, Swallowed! When Satisfied, She Left! . . . . Damn Mosquito!!!

What could be happier than a fat guy eating 20 pies? The guy he bought it from!

whats better than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees whats better than 1 baby nailed to 10 trees? 10 trees nailed to 1 baby

why was the cat black it was a black cat

Q. Why did the woman cross the road? A. She didn't. She's still in the kitchen because I beat her if she's not cooking or cleaning.

Roses are red Violets are blue. most poems rhyme but this one doesn't!

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? the holocaust

What's white and looks like paper? Paper

what did the guy think who woke up with his hands and feet nailed to a barn. IS THIS BECAUSE IM BLACK!

Yo momma is so fat that....actually she's quite fit and i'd love to take her out on a date.

A man walks into a bar, he realizes his mistake and walks into the dentist next door where he had made an appointment to get his teeth cleaned.

Wanna hear a joke? Me too.

telll someone to ask u if u are a tree then say nooooooo

how do you make a plumber cry? you kill his family!

a man walks into a bar. ouch. that must suck, but he should really look where he's going

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She was dead

Q: why did the chicken cross the road? A: toothpaste

What day is it today? It's "Jack Daniels Day" according to that guy with the shopping cart filled with kittens.

what did the gay man say to the pole? May i have this dance

Why did Johnathan drop his popsicle? He was hit by a bus. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Johnathan

Roses are red Violets are black Why is your chest as flat as your back?

What's worse that getting raped by a frog? That would never occur, as frogs do not have genitalia to commit rape.

Whats slower than molasses? Slightly thicker molasses.

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