- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was Billy unhappy? He was molested by a black guy.

What's greenish blue, smelly, and mushy? The fungus under my sink.

Q: if it takes a week to walk a fortnight how many pounds of oranges can you fit in a grapegruit. A: None, because there is no bones in ice cream

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She's a woman

Look down at your keyboard. Notice that U and I are together? <3 Also notice that J and K are together too!:P

Who row's? •Liam Findlay

What was the color of the big lipped, struggling rap artist who violently raped and killed a young woman after robbing a convenience store at gunpoint? Red. He was covered in blood.

A male paltypus usually possesses two poisonous goads under his forelegs. Which makes him potentially more dangerous than a dragon.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven is a serial rapist and has been harrassing six for months.

Why did the chicken cross the road? His family was being held hostage on the other side.

Boy 1: What comes after L? Boy 2: Elephant, elbow, elk, elementary, Elliot, Elder Scrolls? Boy 1: No. Boy 2: What is the answer? Boy 1: M

What's worse than losing your phone? 9/11

What did the Apple Tree say to the Oak Tree? Nothing.

Why did the boy stop singing? Because his lungs collapsed.

Why would Maria not have sex with Liam? Because she is Danish and doesn't shave and therefore is self-conscious

Why can't kids do drugs in school? Because it's against the rules.

A man walks into a house, and the next day was taken to the hospital for a minor concussion and a possible vision deficiency.

Did u think that last joke was funny? Well this one isnt

Q: Human being? A: False. Jew.

Why did the dog chase the cat. Cause he was fking hungry

How do you kill somebody? A: I don't know, I'm not a murderer.

how do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree? it doesn't matter. she can't climb up a tree with only one arm.

What did the Irishman say to the German? "Sorry, do you have the time?"

I am hot he is not can you beleive it I got shot

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