Yo mumma so poor that she dosent have any money

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10 years ago we had Steve Jobs, Bob Hope, and Jonny Cash. Now we have?

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Who is John Galt?

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what happened to the man that no one cares about? No one cares

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Ryan Maharaj is INDIAN!

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How many cupcakes are there in the world joe How many? I don't know I was asking you.

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What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff.

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Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear, fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy had no hair because he had cancer and died 3 weeks later.

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Person 1: Ask me if I'm a tree. Person 2: Are you a tree? Person 1: No.

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why did the family get sick?? because i fucked a girl with a parsnip then sold the parsnip to a family with 4 small children

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You wanna hear a joke? Your dick.

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What's worse than biting into your apple and finding a worm. Being raped. What's worse than being raped. Being raped twice. What's worse than being raped twice. Biting into your apple and finding a worm then throwing away that apple, retrieving another apple them biting into it and finding another worm then being raped twice. In the same 5 minutes.

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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Why didn't the woman make sandwiches? She was making baguettes.

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what did the African baby get for his birthday?..... AIDS

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Knock, knock Who's there? Landlord; you've been evicted.

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Whats green and smells like ass? My ass. I lied about the green..

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How many rich men does it take to screw in a light bulb? One, to hire an electrician to do it for him.

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why did the chicken cross the road? it accidentally got out of it's pen. the farmer got very mad at the chicken for getting out, and very vicous-like, yelled at the chicken, causing it to get scared, and run to the other side. and that, is why the chicken crossed the road.

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(Insert short question here) (Insert long semi-irrelevant answer here)

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So, this joke isn't funny.

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Did you hear about Osama Bin Laden? He's dead.

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The blond detective was searching a crime scene and replied to the police officer, "I smell something fishy about this situation." She was on her period as a matter of fact, and bled all over her trousers.

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I always used bra`s so I guess you know, nice I guess. Can you please stop it? I like know I am telling but my mind wont like accept it, and I would just like to shut off the laptop, but I want to keep chatting with you for just a bit more.

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