- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you boil oil? add b to oil

Roses are flowers.

What's worse then finding a worm in ur apple? Nothing it sucks and it's a waste of an apple

How do you kill a blonde? You stab her many times in the ear with a fork......Then finsih her off with a spoon. No knives those hurts

NO ONE LIKES YOU!!!!

What is lil Wayne's real name? Dwayne micheal carter jr.

Why did the man jump off the bridge. Because he found his beloved wife cheating on him with his life-long friend that he meet when they both where in pre-school.

You know what's funny? You can't spell manslaughter without laughter.

What did the magician say to the little boy after he "cut" his mother in half. She is dead now. Your dad is on Row 4, he is crying.

i have no freinds on facebook.... overated

What's green and looks like a forest? A forest.

Why has Bugs Bunny got big ears? Because he's a rabbit

Do you know what hurts? An abortion.

wormly wormly sat on the worm theworm said wormly and went to warmly

One night a man layed on his bed and looked into the skies, then he realizes: WHERE THE HELL IS MY CEILING!?!?!

knock knock. who's there? doctor. doctor who? doctor: you have cancer.

Q: Why did the black man fall off of the cliff? A: He was the victim of a hate crime and his body had to be dumped somewhere

Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny, and a Lepricon were driving 100 MPH towards a brick wall and crash into it. Who survived? No one, they all died due to the rate of velocity that the car was traveling at.

What does DNA stand for? The National Association of Dislexics.

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

You should read the Terms of Service.

If I was in a room with Osama bin laden and george bush, and my friend. And I had a gun with two bullets, I'd shoot my friend twice.

why did marybeth fall off the swing i shot her in the fart box and she died

whats long hard and full of seamen? a submarine.

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