- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats green and miss centowski hates a gas chamber :D lets be friends

how many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? --probably just one, unless cerebral palsy runs in her blood, therefore her aid would assist her.

What do you call it when you eat cheese that's not yours? Stealing.

What did I wake upto this morning that was white , cold and 2 inches deep? My tiny flaccid penis.

You arrive in the middle east. What is the first thing that you want to do? Leave

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What do you say to a blind man in a sunglasses store? Nothing. Why do you feel the need to bother strangers while you needlessly shop at your local merchandise outlet?

A frog goes to a lake. he meets a photographer , the frog ask him ( can you take a picture of me? he says: sure ...say cheese.... then the frog said :....yogurt

Q: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Pfft. Stupid. Apples are for healthy people. Go for the ice cream. There's no worms in that.

your mum is so fat her patronas is a cake...

what's the funniest joke? wish i knew

what did batman say to robin before they got in the car get in the car

Roses are nice, Violets are glorious, Try not to scare, Oscar Pistorius.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

jack and jill went up a hill so jack could lick jills candy but jack got a shock and a mouth full of C O C K cause jill's real name was randy... ... and joe diragi liked it

whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead black guy there were skid marks in front of the dead dog

What do you call a woman in a kitchen ? There rightful place.

Why did the hispanic buy a pepsi? Because he was thirsty.

Why did the girl throw the clock out of the window? The clock was broken, and it was the only valuable object in her possession.

How did the carpenter do on his exam? Poorly so his parents killed him.

Why was chuck norris the anti christ? Christianity was being threatened....

What did the black man do when he walked into the bar? He went up the bartender and bought a beer.

What do you call a deer with no legs? Legs in the City

Roses are red, Violets are violet,

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