- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the frog say to the goat? Nothing frogs can't talk.

DONT think about ELEPHANTS. Your thinking about elephants now.

Q: What's worse than a worm in you're apple... A: The fact that you have all-timers and can't remember...

you know whats worse than cantaloupe? no cantaloupe

What do you call black people in a pool? African american swimmers

A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

Hi I'm Ben What's your name? I forgot. Hi "I forgot" what's your name? Ben

A dyslexic man walks into a bar, he doesn't let a minor disablity distract him from having a good time.

Q. What do you call a small hen that can't lay eggs properly? A. A small hen that can't lay eggs properly.

a man walked into a bar today he suffers from depression from his wife leaving him and taking custody of the children on the grounds that he is an alcoholic and is unfit to raise children

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What would George Washington do if he was able to talk to all of America? Ask them to dig him up.

Why was OJ Simpson's knife covered in blood? Because he just murdered his wife.

Why did the fat person build a lift in his house? He was caring for his terminally ill mother which has a cancer and got both her legs amputated due to the cancer spreading to her legs.

Three women are seen walking while having ice cream. One of them is licking the ice cream. Another is sucking the ice cream, and the other one is biting the ice cream. One of these women is married. Which one is married? The one that has a wedding ring on her finger.

What's worse than one bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? 3 bee stings.

wouldnt it be ironic if chuck norris was shooting blanks

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a giant scorpion.

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor! why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. why did the farmer cross the road? To get his chicken. Why didnt the farmer make it to the other side? He was hit by his tractor.

What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff.

Whats funny and has 2 wheels The holocaust, I lied about the wheels, and the funny

What has nine arms and sucks? Four children with two arms snacking on a lollipop, and one child with one arm snacking on a lollipop.

what did god say when we made his first nigga oops i acidenlty burnt it

What is yellow, has wheels and lies on its back? A school bus after a horrible traffic accident

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