what do you call balls on richards chin? a dick in his mouth

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Doesn't matter, had sex. Except for the STD's I possibly contracted.

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Q:Why was the black guy carrying a gun A:He's a cop

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Which ballet do pigs like best? Pigs don't understand ballet, but they probably like the ones with audience participation, as they are friendly animals and enjoy interacting with humans.

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Your mother is so fat she has to have her clothing specially ordered, this brought her to a massive credit card bill and made your entire family bankrupt.

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Why didn't the chicken not get across the road? Cause it's head got shot off by some drunk asshole

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whats the best joke ever? womens rights

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Does Anti-Joke have a purpose?

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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Person 1: have you ever seen Helen Kellers house? Person 2: No i havent Person 1: Neither did she

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Q. What do you get when you mix eggs, mashed potatoes and salt? A. A pretty good batter for mashed potato pancakes.

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What do you call a black man that likes potatoes? Whatever his name is.

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What do you call a Jew reading a book in the library? Steve Goldberg. .

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What do you get if you cross a centipede with a millipede? I don't know but it sure has a lot of legs

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Once upon a time there was a man that was exercising and he pulled a muscle and had to have his arm removed. The end.

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If a hen lays an egg in the middle of a roof, which way would it fall? To the east, as there was a brisk wind in that direction.

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Kirstie Alley is soooo fat! How fat is she? Well, she's so fat that she's in grave danger of developing heart disease, and death

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His name is Frosted Mike, and he neither has nor does not have a penis.

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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An Australian man walking in Manhattan is approached by another man who pulls out a switchblade and says, "give me your wallet or I'll stab you with this knife!" The Australian man hands over his wallet. A nearby police officer witnesses this the last moment of the mugging, arrests the criminal and returns the Australian's belongings.

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you're momma's so fat, and i like fat chicks. is she home?

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What do you call a bunch of black people buried up to their hair? Afro turf

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whats worse than dieing in an airplane? jumping out of the airplane to save yourself and emediatly getting shredded by the massive engine you did not have the wits to see.

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What did the guy say to helen keller nothing... according to helen keller

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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