- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you give a cold sore to catnip? Because he needed lemon juice

What does a white man say when you slug him in the face with a club. Ow.

why did the man sell the car and bought worse one? it' s his hoby to restore cars

What's worse then the holocaust? Stepping on a lego.

When life throws you melons, You probably won't catch them.

There was a white kid named Tyrone.

Two parrots were sitting next to each other. One parrot said "hey" The other parrot replied "hey" therefore making the first parrot say "hey" which made the other parrot say "hey" again making the... this conversation, comprised of just one word lasted a very long time. aproximately 16749 hours.

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Ten tickles

What do you call an alligator in a circus? Testicular Cancer.

Why was the teacher sad? Because her boyfriend broke up with her.

What's the difference between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my d i c k in your a s s.

Why does manure smell like poop? Because it is poop.

whats 2+2? 4

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

Why is it hard to see a black man in the night? Because its dark out, and he's BLACK.

What worse than stubbing your toe? Getting raped by a panda.

What is a mexican's favorite sport? Soccer, it is the national sport of mexico

What happened to the girl who got an infection from an abortion? She died.

If a train leaves Chicago at 50 miles per hour, how hard does the baby strapped to the tracks get splattered?

The biggest lie ever. "I do" -Kim Kardashian

There are two parrots sitting on a perch. One parrot says to the other parrot, "Do you smell fish?"

Chuck Norris will eventually die because he is a human being, just like all of us. His movies weren't very good either.

Whats worse than biting an apple with a worm in it? Getting stabed until you died and being fed to your own children....... twice

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